Nothing against California, but if the Golden State fell into the sea we Phoenicians could get the the ocean a lot faster. I'm just sayin'.
I seem to remember that area was once at the bottom of a bay.. Maybe if all us Californians find some CFC laden sprayers and use it all at the same time we can raise the temp enough to get that ocean over to you. As a side benefit the coastal liberals in our state would have to go find some other place to live.
> ...if the Golden State fell into the sea we Phoenicians could get the the ocean a lot faster.
OK. Let me set you straight, here.
California is not falling off into the ocean, those West of the San Andreas are simply shoving off on a long, slow Alaskan cruise.
Those East of the San Andreas, on the other hand, are going to sink into the Atlantic, which will bring new meaning to location nameas like "Lower East side".