Posted on 06/16/2005 6:53:09 PM PDT by fortunecookie
Men Can Also Offer Their Babies a Nipple Infants in the 'Sucking' Phase of Development Are Also Soothed by Father's Breast By SHANNON ROGAN and EMILY KAGAN
Jun. 16, 2005 - It's Father's Day and daddy has taken the baby for a walk. A few steps from the house the baby starts to fuss, so daddy picks her up and offers her … his nipple?
Strange as it may sound, an article published in the The Times of London suggests that when mom is not around, a man's nipple may be just as comforting to a crying baby.
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The Euroweenies? Hey we got the idea from watching Robert DeNiro in Meet the Fockers! ;-)
"How do you burp up a furball?"
You just put the little guy down on the carpet and he crawls behind the couch.
A week later you find it while vacuuming.
Naw, it wasn't anything like that! He'd get plastered, wonder where his smokes were, then remember he had nipples. When he went to find them, his hand would find the pack in his shirt pocket.
Glad I stimulated your imagination, though! :)
Please, no photos.
LOL!!!
She does have those deer in the headlights eyes, like she's always surprised. Maybe she is. I hadn't noticed the botox, but now that you mention it, it is a kind of Kerry after a treatment look. She seems nice and she is getting better at it. Dr. Phil does some real psychology. And a lot of reality tv entertaining. I can't help but think, 'hey, give me some of those freebies, I watch your show', as he's quite the Santa Claus to the audience and some of the guests.
LOL, Ain't it the truth!
I agree! Don't worry, not a problem as I won't be adding them.
I think it's called scleral flare (the white part of the eye is visible above and below the pupil, not just left and right. It's also what makes the Runaway Bride look goofy.
Hillary! gets it too.
My ex used to get that and it drove me crazy. pfft.
Oh gag. Was that the 2nd Meet the Fockers with Streisand? I didn't (and won't) see that one. Well, that ship's set to sail, I guess we'll be seeing lots of copycats...
When I was in school, it was a 'cheerleader trick' to make their eyes look larger. They just always looked frightened. It does look goofy. Hillary gets it because she's ready to explode.
No need for pictures. Just watch the Family Guy episode that Peter tries to breast feed Stewie.
This is F$%^ing disgusting. Stop trying to make men into women and women into men. I think the ultimate goal of all this stuff is to make a kind of unisex. That's why they're always pushing homosexuality/bisexuality too. Anything to mix up gender identity.
Don't get me wrong, I think the advice this guy gives the losers who wash their laundry in public is spot on. But it's not rocket science; or indepth psychological analysis. It's common sense.
If those people had friends, or family that gave a damn about them, they wouldn't need to go on national television and make a holy show of themselves.
(DISCLAIMER: Maybe this observation is a result of my Irish Catholic Convent School up-bringing!)
A lot of it is pretty good :)
He has some "hate Bush" articles and other stuff to be ignored...but overall, the rest of the articles are funny.
Not gonna happen. ;-)
Does the guy need to wear a nursing-bro or mansiere?
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