Naw, it wasn't anything like that! He'd get plastered, wonder where his smokes were, then remember he had nipples. When he went to find them, his hand would find the pack in his shirt pocket.
Glad I stimulated your imagination, though! :)
64 posted on 06/16/2005 7:36:04 PM PDT by hunter112
(Total victory at home and in the Middle East!)
66 posted on 06/16/2005 7:37:02 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher
(To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)