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Men Can Also Offer Their Babies a Nipple (Alrighty then..)
ABC News ^ | Jun. 16, 2005 | By SHANNON ROGAN and EMILY KAGAN

Posted on 06/16/2005 6:53:09 PM PDT by fortunecookie

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Just when you thought you'd heard everything!

I just knew feminists would find a use for men afterall. Now men can be the stay at home parent...

;-)

1 posted on 06/16/2005 6:53:10 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: fortunecookie

How do you keep the hair out of the babies mouth, or do these kinds of men not have any hair on their chest?


2 posted on 06/16/2005 6:54:43 PM PDT by hoosierboy
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Great. Now perverts have a new excuse why the were touching a baby. The madness from Europe never ends.
3 posted on 06/16/2005 6:55:36 PM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: fortunecookie

Just posting this makes me want to smack you in the face.


4 posted on 06/16/2005 6:56:49 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: fortunecookie

Liberals are in DEEP reality denial.


5 posted on 06/16/2005 6:56:52 PM PDT by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Legislatures are so outdated. If you want real political victory, take your issue to court.)
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To: fortunecookie

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=real_men


6 posted on 06/16/2005 6:56:53 PM PDT by Atheist_Canadian_Conservative
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To: Dashing Dasher; najida; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; pissant; thag; teenyelliott; missyme

Science has found a purpose for man nipples. {Other than piercing and pleasure that is.)


7 posted on 06/16/2005 6:57:06 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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Just eeewwwww... I guess the metrosexual men don't have to worry, they've all been waxed and are hair free. (Besides, some of the feminazi mommies are probably just as hairy!)


8 posted on 06/16/2005 6:57:49 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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Could this be some kind of weird ABC apology/inclusive thing about Barbara Walters' "discomfort" with nursing mothers? If daddy were to do that in First Class she might not be so upset?


9 posted on 06/16/2005 6:58:32 PM PDT by trimom
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Oh, is *that* what they're for..? To comfort crying babies. Hrm..


10 posted on 06/16/2005 6:58:47 PM PDT by k2blader (Was it wrong to kill Terri Shiavo? YES - 83.8%. FR Opinion Poll.)
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Breast feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

11 posted on 06/16/2005 6:59:02 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republicans and Democrats no longer exist. There are only Fabian and revolutionary socialists.)
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Yep, the gay daddies are all as thrilled as can be, and the good news broke just in time for father's day. Ugh. Jacko might have to get another sperm and egg donor so he can suckle his next child - shudder! What those wacky Euros won't think of next.


12 posted on 06/16/2005 6:59:31 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: fortunecookie

Hey, if Zatoichi could do it...


13 posted on 06/16/2005 7:00:20 PM PDT by william clark
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A few steps from the house the baby starts to fuss, so daddy picks her up and offers her … his nipple?

Yeah, right.

14 posted on 06/16/2005 7:00:21 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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It gets worse. Apparently, men CAN produce milk (Eeewwwww)

http://www.unhinderedliving.com/nursingfather.html


15 posted on 06/16/2005 7:01:05 PM PDT by Hoodlum91 (The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart)
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Owwwww. That's not nice. I thought people ought to know. How long till the Euroweenies try to export that crap as 'good parenting' over here to us? I'll bet Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow and the rest can't wait to enlighten us and Oprah and the View would love to promote that kind of nursing. Anything but a woman actually staying home with her baby during it's infancy and nursing it.
16 posted on 06/16/2005 7:02:35 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: The Ghost of FReepers Past

Yep, and just when you think it can't get any worse, well, they're nothing if not imaginative in a twisted way.


17 posted on 06/16/2005 7:03:26 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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18 posted on 06/16/2005 7:04:56 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: Atheist_Canadian_Conservative

LOL. That's a good one. I would add Tom Selleck to that list.


19 posted on 06/16/2005 7:05:05 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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My daddy didn't breast feed me.
He only ever liked me as a friend! ;-)


20 posted on 06/16/2005 7:05:42 PM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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