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To: fortunecookie

How do you keep the hair out of the babies mouth, or do these kinds of men not have any hair on their chest?


2 posted on 06/16/2005 6:54:43 PM PDT by hoosierboy
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To: hoosierboy

Just eeewwwww... I guess the metrosexual men don't have to worry, they've all been waxed and are hair free. (Besides, some of the feminazi mommies are probably just as hairy!)


8 posted on 06/16/2005 6:57:49 PM PDT by fortunecookie
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Breast feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

11 posted on 06/16/2005 6:59:02 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republicans and Democrats no longer exist. There are only Fabian and revolutionary socialists.)
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To: hoosierboy

If I breastfed a baby the little guy would hork a hair ball the size of a cuban cigar.


56 posted on 06/16/2005 7:32:56 PM PDT by beaver fever
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Perhaps you have to wax 'em.

Our baby turned the wrong way to nurse, once, in bed. Got a hairy nipple -- he was NOT duped.


89 posted on 06/16/2005 7:54:02 PM PDT by bboop
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To: hoosierboy

Perhaps you have to wax 'em.

Our baby turned the wrong way to nurse, once, in bed. Got a hairy nipple -- he was NOT duped.


90 posted on 06/16/2005 7:55:17 PM PDT by bboop
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They really do have a different civilization in Europe. I can't picture a man from Alaska to Tierra del Fuego doing this. Whatever ethnic group and language over any latitude.

Maybe it's because these French men barely work and have nothing better to do than sit around in a bathrobe watching TV and eating chocolates anyway?

95 posted on 06/16/2005 8:06:12 PM PDT by BobS
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