Well, I see you're up and kicking again.
Did you pull a Ma and stay up into the wee hours this AM?
I don't sleep well these days, but I went to bed at 4AM. I've just finished eating lunch. The boys have 2 hours to play then we've got some work to do.
School is out finally! WooHOO!
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, " she replies. . . . . . "
She says:
"You just happened to catch my eye."
Yeah, I think Ma's bad habits are starting to rub off on people here at the Canteen.