[MississippiMasterpiece]

[reagan_fanatic]

So does McIntosh think the neighbors were practicing voodoo on her daughter?

"I'm not going to dispute that," she replies.

Mental illness sucks.

[nuconvert]

"He'd be out raking or sweeping the yard wearing high heels, a skirt and an apron."

Lol. Well, it doesn't sound dull.

[Hi Heels]

I'm surprised, astonished, astounded, amazed, taken back, flabbergasted, staggered, stuned, shocked, bowled over, shocked, aghast but yet amused, smiling, laughing, charmed and fascinated.....

[tfecw]

""They both need to move out of the neighborhood -- that would be great," says one Bellefontaine Neighbors police officer who asked not to be named in this story. "I mean, we get more calls on the gay lovers than anything else in the community. They call charging assault when one throws a meatball at the other." "

LOL I'm going to be laughing about that one for a while.

[Millee]

McIntosh is staying put. "Why should I move? I've been here for twelve years. This is my home. I like my community. I like my neighbors," she says.

Because living there is traumatizing your child. You're neighbors are evil, but think of your kid and not about winning this pi55ing match.

[boothead]

She didn't want to sleep alone in her room anymore," McIntosh recalls.

She has the "Michael Jackson syndrome."

[WestVirginiaRebel]

How can you tell when voodoo is gay?

When the doll is exeptionally well-dressed.

[spetznaz]

Voodoo: Godsmack.

I’m not the one who’s so far away

When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.

Never did I wanna be here again,

And I don’t remember why I came.

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Candles raise my desire,

Why I’m so far away.

No more meaning to my life,

No more reason to stay.

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Freezing, feeling,

Breathe in, breathe in...

I’m coming back again...

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[repeat chorus]

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Hazing clouds rain on my head,

Empty thoughts fill my ears.

Find my shade by the moonlight,

Why my thoughts aren’t so clear.

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Demons dreaming,

Breathe in, breathe in...

I’m coming back again...

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[repeat chorus 4 times]

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Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo, voodoo.

[repeat]

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[so far away...

I’m not the one who’s so far away...

I’m not the one who’s so far away...

I’m not the one who’s so far away...]

[Vicomte13]

"The modest brick homes and landscaped lawns of Green Acres"

Land o'Goshen!
Is there really a place called "Green Acres"?
And is it really "the place to be"?

[Ukiapah Heep]

Green Acres? Paging Arnold Ziffel...

[mad puppy]

"I mean, we get more calls on the gay lovers than anything else in the community. They call charging assault when one throws a meatball at the other."

Seemes says the neighborhood's problems stem from Dagenais' constant need for attention.

"He'd be out raking or sweeping the yard wearing high heels, a skirt and an apron. He'd be screaming at the neighbors.

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Yep. All perfectly normal. Happens everyday and if you have a problem with that then, well, you are clearly a homo-phobe.

Sounds like a lovely place to raise children.

[stylecouncilor]

"You remind me of a man...."

[George Stupidnopolis]

Ummmm...isn't "Black Magic" considered a racist phrase these days?

[Surtur]

Ain't DIVERSITY wunnerful!

[Feiny]

Sad, but hilarious at the same time.

[freepatriot32]

"I mean, we get more calls on the gay lovers than anything else in the community. They call charging assault when one throws a meatball at the other." "

Im not touching that line witha 10 foot pole