[freedomson]

I had an idea to get a cheap koran from the Border's outlet, put slices of ham between the pages, leave it out in the sun a couple of days and place it at our local islamic center.

It's a waste of food however so I'm gonna ask the grocery store if the have any outdated meat.

[bill1952]

My idea was to put footprints all over the pages.

"Show em the foot."

[RSmithOpt]

Be frugal....use bacon drippings.