And a 17-year old who swims in shark-infested waters should have been taught (or figured out) long ago to beware of sharks. Or that avoiding the water altogether is a far smarter and safer alternative.
And it goes without saying that when you were 17 you made absolutely all the correct decisions 100% of the time, right?
Even to this point in your life you STILL have made all the correct decisions 100% of the time, right?
It must be wonderful to be perfect.