I have picture of billboard with a half-naked woman extolling the virtues of a wine cooler in a lightbulb-shaped bottle, under the text 'Just screw it in'. On the street beneath the billboard is another of the ubiquitous Ukrainian grannies.
It's a bit racey for a family forum like ours, though ;-)
Given the destruction of three-generation family in the US, I think they should hold the brides and export grannies instead. I am paying $30 per dinner out for a teenage babysitter so that she can watch the TV in my living room, then another $25/week for Russian lessons for my daughter.
Damn social security.