"latest modern Paleostinian (not "sic") amenities the home has --- hot and cold rocks, throwing rocks, rocks for sitting, rocks for sleeping, etc.""
Funny and true ...
I like your sense of humor.
West Texas is great ... isn't it?
"West Texas is great ... isn't it?"
Yes, it is the alternative Promised Land for those who can't put up with Canninites, er, I mean Paleostinians.