That article was hilarious. It's the things we "wish" we could say to obnoxious travelers. Southwest Airlines has a fascinating cable show about real life airport personnel and the travelers they encounter.
YEP.
Mr. Adams is a great writer.
I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND how people could not know what to bring on planes.
Most, if not all airline websites spell it out (last time I checked) as to what to you can bring/not bring on a plane.
At the airports, signs are posted in English and in some locations, multiple languages as to what can go on a plane -- even those picture/graphic signs are posted, too.
Then, you get on a plane and incredibly, you are seated next to the couple with a crying baby, someone has a hacking cough, some people seem to be deaf and talk loud, ad nauseum.
In short, at least for me, flying is for someone else.