If it has porn on it, it's ACLU protected.
You're on a roll...and so I'll roll right with you here, because if we were thinking like the no-a-clue crowd; we know that porn is just another form
of free speech and we have to know that free speech is a right and porn is
no one's business because it's a victimless crime, ad nauseum ,etc. (/sarcasm off).