THE POPE, BUSH, KERRY AND SHARK FISHING
On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea
wall on Grande Padre Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a
frantic commotion just off shore. There was John Kerry struggling
frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two
men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a
harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and
pulled the bleeding, semiconscious John Kerry from the water. Then
using baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled
it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give
you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard
that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John
Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick "Who was that?" "It
was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
has all of God's wisdom."
"Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom,
but he doesn't know squat about shark fishing................how's
the bait holding up?"
Hiya Lady Jag. Are you trying to tell me you don't like JKerry? Ahhhhhhh..........to bad................NOT