[Graybeard58]

That was a very unsafe way to dispose of that money.

In the future he should just send it to me and I'll see that it is disposed of properly.

[ClearCase_guy]

Dear sir

My Nigerian wife has really annoyed me lately. Consequently, I wish to send $20 million (US) to a total stranger. This will show her that she cannot keep annoying me. Unfortunately, the Nigerian government (of which my brother is president) has certain rules which make it difficult to ship money to th US. However, I have a plan ...

[Cowman]

He should have invested in my Capital Depreciation Fund. I guarantee a fifty percent return on every dollar you send... If you send me a dollar I'll return fifty cents to you. I have the enrollment forms right here ...