What more needs to be said?
Posted on 06/02/2005 2:18:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase
In closing arguments at the end of a bitter four-month trial that could send Jackson to prison, Deputy District Attorney Ron Zonen played the "Vaseline" card!
During his closing presentation, Zonen showed pictures of Jackson's bedroom and bathroom taken during a raid on Neverland in '03.
Zonen pointed out the location of sex magazines and, at one point, mentioned that you could see a container of Vaseline in one picture!
Lead prosecutor Tom Sneddon, who, oddly, did not deliver closing arguments, had hoped to present a shocking story of Vaseline and alleged sex abuse during the evidence phase of the trial.
In a bombshell motion filed in closed court, and rejected by the judge, Sneddon claimed to have obtained testimony from a former another Neverland security guard.
"Jackson called Abdool and asked him to go to Jackson's car and get a jar of Vaseline from the center console of the vehicle and bring it to his bedroom...
"Chacon and Abdool opened the unlocked door of the black SUV, retrieved the Vaseline and headed for Jackson's bedroom. When Jackson opened the door to his bedroom, Jackson was wearing only his pajama bottoms, appeared sweaty, aroused and Abdool observed Jackson to have an erection under his pajama bottoms. There was a young boy, who he believed was Jordie, in the bedroom with Mr. Jackson."
"Chandler was observed arriving with Jackson in Jackson's SUV. Chandler is in Jackson's bedroom when Abdool was requested to obtain the Vaseline and bring it to Jackson."
Developing...
It's around enough he's developed a taste for it?
You be bad
Not usually, but my cat will eat almost anything. He especially loves hydrocortisone ointment.
Hey, I play a long neck banjo! However, I do not put Vaseline on the banjo neck....
Things that make ya go "yurgggh"...
All their windows fell out.
Rim shot..., or something....
Don't women use it to remove makeup?
Damn! Cats are weird! My wife has 6 of 'em. I hate cats but she loves 'em so I tolerate the critters. The smell used to bother me, but I developed anosmia so it's not a problem anymore.
Maybe Michael Jackson is actually a pitcher and he was just playing catch with those young boys....
Vaseline can put a hell of a shine on military flight boots. And yes, I have slept in them.
This trial has more cheap, unsubstantiated stories than a trailer park has fleas, roaches and broads with Dolly Parton hair.
He was such a cute kid too.
What the hell happened to him?
Ripped off Adapted from Joe 6-pack
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1414017/posts?page=54#54
Uggghhh!
oh man, I'm sorry, I don't know what that is, but I hate to think that's what you need to put up with cats. My boyfriend is very allergic and can't stand the smell either. We're waiting on my very elderly kitty to go to that big cat house in the sky. Yes, they eat the weirdest things. Had a cat once that loved to eat plastic, esp plastic garbage bags. Had to watch her carefully as that can be fatal (gets twisted in their insides).
That is the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time!!! ROFLOL!
LOL
Hey Alice,
I want to ask if I can use Vaseline to substitute K-Y or Aqualube when making love with condoms?
Wondering?
Dear Wondering?,
No, No, No!
Vaseline is petroleum jelly, which is not water-soluble. When you put it on your hands and try to wash it away with water, it doesn't budge. It just sort of moves around, but it doesn't dissolve. That's why it increases the chances of getting a vaginal or anal infection when used during vaginal and anal sex, since bacteria don't easily wash away. Also, when petroleum jelly is used with condoms, it eats away at the rubber (latex), decreasing the effectiveness of condoms.
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