ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is doing all these great Photoshops of Dean? Man, does he lend himself well to it, or what?
Posted on 06/02/2005 1:57:39 PM PDT by hipaatwo
Updating our story about the Moonbat convention in DC in which we said we "can't wait to hear Howard Dean's keynote speech later today, simply for the material." our prayers have been answered.
No commentary is needed, we'll just let the words speak for themselves.
- "You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to sandwich in an eight-hour vote? Well Republicans, I guess can do that. Because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives. "
- "Is there a problem with the defense posture when we pick on dictators that are irrelevant to the United States and then leave nuclear powers like North Korea and Iran alone? Yes. We will look in the long-term for the defense of the United States of America. And in the tradition of Harry Truman and Jack Kennedy and Franklin Roosevelt, we will fight the enemies that need to be fought. and we will use diplomacy with those who are not a threat to the United States of America."
- "The Republicans are all about suppressing votes."
- "We've suffered a couple of serious defeats. But we're energized. because we know that our vision for America is much better than the dark, difficult and dishonest vision of the Republican party offers America. We, we're in a war because the people that got us there weren't truthful with the American people. Our children are being poisoned by mercury and there's an extraordinary evangelical group that is now understands the real dangers of mercury poisoning."
- "And the young lady piped up and said, now, Governor, just a second, I'm an Evangelical Christian. and we don't think there ought to be separation of church and state. We think this is a Christian Nation. And you could have heard a pin drop.....And after dinner i was thanking everybody for coming and contributing and everything. and i went up to her and said how is it that you managed to support me as an Evangelical Christian? There's some things you can't possibly agree with me on, such as Civil Rights for all Americans and a woman's right to make up her own mind about what kind of health care she has."
- "When the president, the president rules by polls. he doesn't care that much about issues. he looks at the polls and he drives the agenda based on the polls. "
- "We need to have pension portability, so that pensions as we move from job to job to job, the pensions follow us. they don't stay in the company. That great Democrat, Jim Jeffords has been introducing this for 15 years."
Well, OK, just a few comments. The "never made an honest living" quote speaks for itself.
And we "pick on dictators"? I always remember speaking about bullies as being those who "picked on" people. Apparently the victim in this case, or the "pickee", is Saddam Hussein, a genocidal maniac. Yeah, "picking on him" was bad.
What I notice is the language. "Abortion" is now "health care" (Howie wasn't kidding when he said he wanted to strike the term "pro-choice" from the political lexicon). Nice isn't it, that vaccuming a baby out of a mother's womb is "health care".
Also the code word for "gay marriage" is "Civil Rights for all Americans".
Also, in a room of Democrats when someone mentions this is a Christian nation, the room falls silent. They obviously thought the woman was from Mars.
And while Jim Jeffords is a Democrat in how he votes, he's an "Independent". Shouldn't he know that?
Is it any wonder that Dean is an abysmal failure at fund raising?
We'll say it again. Democrats, thank you for electing this guy your leader. We'll put up a link to the entire transcript when it becomes available.
Too funny!!!
The screamer wouldn't last two hours working with me. I worked 12 hours on November 2nd and voted covered in drywall dust. Bite me Howard.
And I thought Terry McAwfull was looney. Compared to Dean, McAwful was Mr. Rogers.
Howard Dean is managing to fire-up the base of BOTH parties, while he alienates any sensible independents from the Dems. Keep up the good work Howie.
yup , I knew it was him , "Hey Karl , go get 'em Tiger!"
He's even better than Terry McAuliffe. LOL.
Several of these quotes would be very effective in ads by conservative groups and/or the RNC. Particularly his comments against Evangelical Christians and saying that Republicans don't work.
Everytime Dean speaks it's like Christmans for Karl Rove.
"how is it that you managed to support me as an Evangelical Christian?
I didn't really, Howard. I'm a figment of your imagination. You invented me for this speech."
Yep. Dems do that alot.
Christmans--Christmas
dang keyboard must be broken
THAT is a perfect description of how The Great Stainmaker ran his administration.
"Everytime Dean speaks it's like Christmans for Karl Rove."
Only if Republicans are willing to expose him. For some reason Republicans tend to be too willing to let comments like this go. If the Republicans don't make a fuss about this (which I predict they won't), it will just get buried by the liberal media, they know he made a mistake.
"Tell me about your Mother."
These people give Christianity a bad name.
I bet Mr White N***** is about as Christian as a Satanic sock puppet.
"And then this sereotype came up to me and said..."
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is doing all these great Photoshops of Dean? Man, does he lend himself well to it, or what?
stereotype...
I can't wait to see how Dean and Hillary get along when it comes cruch time in 2008.
If Bush had taken up arms against Iran or NoKo instead of Saddam, then Dean would be saying we should have contained Saddam. It's reflexive: Whatever Bush / GOP do is wrong BECAUSE it is done by them.
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