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Caption this photo (Former President Clinton visits refugee camp)

Posted on 06/01/2005 11:55:44 PM PDT by Nascardude



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Since Free Republic is the best place on the web to find Clinton jokes, have at this one!! :)
1 posted on 06/01/2005 11:55:44 PM PDT by Nascardude
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To: Nascardude

"No, Ma'am, I sure didn't bring burgers for y'all. I'm so sorry..."


2 posted on 06/01/2005 11:57:29 PM PDT by RichInOC (Bill, the bad news is, no more fast food. The good news is, interns are a heart-healthy snack.)
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To: Nascardude

"I'll call you 'Monica,' and YOU 'Juanita'... 'kay, darlin's...?"

3 posted on 06/01/2005 11:59:57 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: Nascardude

Do you like cigars, little lady?


4 posted on 06/02/2005 12:00:59 AM PDT by YankeeinOkieville
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To: Nascardude

"Please ignore the fact that I'm a sexual predator!, I'm harmless, I swear!!
5 posted on 06/02/2005 12:01:05 AM PDT by MJY1288 ( By Comparison...."Dingy" Harry Reid makes Tom Daschle look like a Statesman)
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To: Nascardude
 
 
"Would you like a copy of muh book?  I can give them to you at a reduced rate, since you're poor and all."

6 posted on 06/02/2005 12:03:22 AM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: Nascardude
Don't be afraid, I jus wancha to touch it
7 posted on 06/02/2005 12:06:09 AM PDT by smoothsailing (Qui Nhon Turtle Co.)
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To: Nascardude
I'm here with the UN for the sex-for-food deal.
8 posted on 06/02/2005 12:09:31 AM PDT by Ruth A.
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To: Nascardude

I have to be a lady... grrrrr
(So I will not post my caption)


9 posted on 06/02/2005 12:13:42 AM PDT by stlnative (Here's to good women... May we know them - May we be them - May we raise them)
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To: brigette

So now you'll have all of us just dying to know what you were thinking! :)


10 posted on 06/02/2005 12:17:24 AM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: Nascardude

Nice shoes, wanna f***?

(censored by me)


11 posted on 06/02/2005 12:38:16 AM PDT by Nipplemancer
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To: Nascardude

BJ Clinton: "Excuse me, miss? Which way to the U.N. sponsored brothel?"

12 posted on 06/02/2005 12:40:07 AM PDT by weegee ("Do you want them to write a piece about how great the military is?" Elizabeth Bumiller - NY Times)
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To: Nascardude

"Y'all ladies is small, can I get two for the price of one?"


13 posted on 06/02/2005 12:41:19 AM PDT by weegee ("Do you want them to write a piece about how great the military is?" Elizabeth Bumiller - NY Times)
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To: Nascardude

"Don't be afraid, I'm jess gonna drop my trousers and ask you to 'Kiss it'."


14 posted on 06/02/2005 12:42:22 AM PDT by weegee ("Do you want them to write a piece about how great the military is?" Elizabeth Bumiller - NY Times)
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To: Nascardude
"Caption This. . ." threads used to be a great source of entertainment. The images to caption were great shots of a well known person in an unusual pose.

The standards have been greatly lowered.

< /daily grouchyness>

15 posted on 06/02/2005 12:46:27 AM PDT by Flyer ( We have a no tolerance stance on making claims without authentic proof)
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To: Nascardude

"Ah'm happy to be here, but ain't you refugee chicks s'posed to be nekkid?"


16 posted on 06/02/2005 12:47:53 AM PDT by Redcloak (We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
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To: Nascardude

Thinking, "Hillary'd look good in this head dress, if it were on backwards."


17 posted on 06/02/2005 2:22:51 AM PDT by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: Nascardude

"Put some ice on it."


18 posted on 06/02/2005 2:48:48 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: weegee

"Don't be afraid, I'm jess gonna drop my trousers and ask you to 'Kiss it'."

The pope keeps his on his fnger.


19 posted on 06/02/2005 3:00:05 AM PDT by chainsaw
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To: Nascardude

..."I feel your pain, whatever it is"....


20 posted on 06/02/2005 3:06:12 AM PDT by Route101
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