PROPHET YAWEH
Posted on 06/01/2005 3:20:56 PM PDT by Iam1ru1-2
'Prophet' summons UFO for camera - Las Vegas TV station captures, broadcasts image
An ABC-TV affiliate in Las Vegas broadcast images of a UFO summoned by a self-styled "prophet" who predicts many more will be seen throughout the area next week.
Ramon Watkins, also known as "Prophet Yahweh" agreed to meet with a reporter and camera crew of KTNV at a location of their choice and time.
What they witnessed, and captured on camera, stunned the reporter and crew.
Watkins claims to have seen some 1,500 UFOs over the last 25 years and has learned to summon them by reading the Old Testament.
PROPHET YAWEH
If this guy can command the UFO's to do what he wants then I suggest he teach the "aliens" the word "L-A-N-D". LOL!
I assure you I did not think I was seeing UFO's. That would be silly since they usually land in my back yard because the aliens like swimming in my pool. Really! I'm series!
This is nothing. I found out that I have the power to summon the ice cream man.
".........Rufus Johnson was caught letting shiny metal balloons loose in the middle of a suburban street not far away from a park in Las Vegas. Rufus Johnson otherwise known as "Acolyte of Prophet Yahweh" was arrested when a background check found him to have a number of outstanding warrents".
Just by speaking into a special mouthpiece, I can make pizza appear at my door in less than 30 minutes!
Inquiring minds want to know!! In any case next week should be interesting.
Oooh. You beat me. But I can make the sun come up every day!
I'm not sold, but I think you're not necessarily right, either. It's... interesting.
OK... That was weird... I am pretty much convinced...
They should take him to another location and give it a shot just in case.
What does Hilary have anything to do with this? He,He.
What did you do to attrack them into YOUR pool......body parts, specifically sex organs?
I agree there is a simple and straightforward explanation, but I am not sure a balloon is the answer. The fact that the image was caught by electromechanical means refutes any suggestion that it was a hallucination.
The Profit Yawn-weh said he'll summon a whole bunch of them next week and that one will come close enough to be seen by everyone in Las Vegas. We'll see just how good a magician he is.
P I Z Z A
POOOOOOOOF!!! 
My God! Between this nonsense and the completely-full-of-crap, egomaniacal, thoroughly overpaid consultant who's brainwashed my employer's upper IT management, my bullsh*t detector is being forceably crammed into "OVERLOAD" today. Have mercy!!!
I don't think this guy could summon a pizza. But the thing on the video was probably a real aircraft.
Going by the color, I'd say that you nailed it.
Looked like a Ball of light to me... a UFO until proven otherwise....
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