Posted on 06/01/2005 1:00:29 PM PDT by Millee
Greased pigs are the best though.
Yeah, greasing crickets takes too long; plus, they can't chirp after a good greasing.
I want to know - why 39?
I think people around the nation need to send the principal (and others) in the story some frozen chicken patties to remind him/them of the way chicken is best treated. Actually, people should overnight frozen chickens dressed in red vests and capes.
They ran out of vests??????
Can you tell I was leader of the pack....The thumb tacks in mandatory soft soled shoes was fun. Drove the nuns crazy because we could remove them and then put them back.
AHHHH SHUT UP
SOmeone made those outfits & dressed up the chickens....
I don't care who y'are that is funny.
It's all great fun until one of the little chickens keels over from a little heart attack! Then how would these hooligans feel?
<snicker...snicker>
Stressed out chickens in red vests and capes??? LOL!!!
Seriously, though, were they made to wear panties on their little chicken heads as well?
Geez...
This poor chicken is being forced to obey anyones command! Who will help the Subserviant Chicken?
http://subserviantchicken.com/
Moi? Mal? Au contraire, Pierre. That was just a little Tom Sawyer stuff.
Sharing a case of Red White and Blue beer with the baboons at Sunset Zoo, now that was probably a crime--but they enjoyed it as much as we did, and no ill effects to homonoids or primates. We parted as friends.
Quittin' time. Adios FRamigos.
How funky is YOUR chicken?
Someone pulled the cricket caper at a local high school just this past month. From the description of the way the bugs instantly dispersed, to the way the girls were shrieking and the crickets were crunching underfoot in the hallways, it sounds like quite the memorable stunt. IIRC, the janitor used the gas-powered leaf blower to blast them out of various hiding places. A+ for deviousness, but a D- for execution (the perpetrators had to observe the mayhem up close, and got themselves caught).
Geeeeeeez!
Give us a BARF ALERT should you post any other puns.
Very creative and funny!
In college, we had a very boring professor who had NO sense of humor. One day, we snuck a cat into the classroom and let it go in the middle of one of his lectures.
To our surprise, he did not get flustered but simply walked over, picked it up, stroked it a few times and then tossed it out the window.
Unfortunately, the classroom was on the third story of the school.
After that, the teacher was forever known as "Cat Killer" Jones (not his real name).
Obviously, this was long before political correctness and Animal Rights.
Hey, it could have been worse! Just imagine if they put underwear on the chicken's heads a la Abou Graib (sp?) Prison in Iraq!
Oh the horror! It is torture!
Did they choke the darn things?
I was going to ask you how you obtained 10 black trash bags full of locusts, but then I realized I really didn't want to know.
Chickens are always ready to coop-erate, but I'll bet they breathed a thigh of relief when they were finally rounded up. Not a prank to crow about, but wattle you do with a bunch of seniors?
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