[Phantom Lord]

Clearly England is on the right path. We need knife control here as well. If that doesn't work, chop sticks will be the only approved untensils.

[gundog]

...chop sticks will be the only approved untensils.

You'll get my spork when you pry it from my cold, dead hand.

[Marysecretary]

I wonder what they'll ban when strangulation becomes problematic? Hmmm?

[Rennes Templar]

Blunted chopsticks.