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Preamble to the Constitution of Europe: Read this and laugh
EUROPA ^ | May 30, 2005 | nwrep

Posted on 05/30/2005 6:07:41 PM PDT by nwrep

PREAMBLE
HIS MAJESTY THE KING OF THE BELGIANS, THE PRESIDENT OF THE CZECH REPUBLIC, HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF DENMARK, THE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY, THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF ESTONIA, THE PRESIDENT OF THE HELLENIC REPUBLIC, HIS MAJESTY THE KING OF SPAIN, THE PRESIDENT OF THE FRENCH REPUBLIC, THE PRESIDENT OF IRELAND, THE PRESIDENT OF THE ITALIAN REPUBLIC, THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF CYPRUS, THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF LATVIA, THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF LITHUANIA, HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS THE GRAND DUKE OF LUXEMBOURG, THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF HUNGARY, THE PRESIDENT OF MALTA, HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF THE NETHERLANDS, THE FEDERAL PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF AUSTRIA, THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF POLAND, THE PRESIDENT OF THE PORTUGUESE REPUBLIC, THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF SLOVENIA, THE PRESIDENT OF THE SLOVAK REPUBLIC, THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF FINLAND, THE GOVERNMENT OF THE KINGDOM OF SWEDEN, HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND,

DRAWING INSPIRATION from the cultural, religious and humanist inheritance of Europe, from which have developed the universal values of the inviolable and inalienable rights of the human person, freedom, democracy, equality and the rule of law,

BELIEVING that Europe, reunited after bitter experiences, intends to continue along the path of civilisation, progress and prosperity, for the good of all its inhabitants, including the weakest and most deprived; that it wishes to remain a continent open to culture, learning and social progress; and that it wishes to deepen the democratic and transparent nature of its public life, and to strive for peace, justice and solidarity throughout the world,

CONVINCED that, while remaining proud of their own national identities and history, the peoples of Europe are determined to transcend their former divisions and, united ever more closely, to forge a common destiny,

CONVINCED that, thus ‘United in diversity’, Europe offers them the best chance of pursuing, with due regard for the rights of each individual and in awareness of their responsibilities towards future generations and the Earth, the great venture which makes of it a special area of human hope,

DETERMINED to continue the work accomplished within the framework of the Treaties establishing the European Communities and the Treaty on European Union, by ensuring the continuity of the Community acquis,

GRATEFUL to the members of the European Convention for having prepared the draft of this Constitution on behalf of the citizens and States of Europe,

HAVE DESIGNATED AS THEIR PLENIPOTENTIARIES:

HIS MAJESTY THE KING OF THE BELGIANS,

Guy VERHOFSTADT Prime Minister

Karel DE GUCHT Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE CZECH REPUBLIC,

Stanislav GROSS Prime Minister

Cyril SVOBODA Minister for Foreign Affairs

HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF DENMARK,

Anders Fogh RASMUSSEN Prime Minister

Per Stig MØLLER Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY,

Gerhard SCHRÖDER Federal Chancellor

Joseph FISCHER Federal Minister for Foreign Affairs and Deputy Federal Chancellor

THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF ESTONIA,

Juhan PARTS Prime Minister

Kristiina OJULAND Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE HELLENIC REPUBLIC,

Kostas KARAMANLIS Prime Minister

Petros G. MOLYVIATIS Minister of Foreign Affairs

HIS MAJESTY THE KING OF SPAIN,

José Luis RODRÍGUEZ ZAPATERO President of the Government

Miguel Ángel MORATINOS CUYAUBÉ Minister for External Affairs and Cooperation

THE PRESIDENT OF THE FRENCH REPUBLIC,

Jacques CHIRAC President

Jean-Pierre RAFFARIN Prime Minister

Michel BARNIER Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF IRELAND,

Bertie AHERN Taoiseach

Dermot AHERN Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE ITALIAN REPUBLIC,

Silvio BERLUSCONI Prime Minister

Franco FRATTINI Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF CYPRUS,

Tassos PAPADOPOULOS President

George IACOVOU Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF LATVIA,

Vaira VĪĶE FREIBERGA President

Indulis EMSIS Prime Minister

Artis PABRIKS Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF LITHUANIA,

Valdas ADAMKUS President

Algirdas Mykolas BRAZAUSKAS Prime Minister

Antanas VALIONIS Minister of Foreign Affairs

HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS THE GRAND DUKE OF LUXEMBOURG,

Jean-Claude JUNCKER Prime Minister, Ministre d'Etat

Jean ASSELBORN Deputy Prime Minister, Minister for Foreign Affairs and Immigration

THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF HUNGARY,

Ferenc GYURCSÁNY Prime Minister

László KOVÁCS Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF MALTA,

The Hon Lawrence GONZI Prime Minister

The Hon Michael FRENDO Minister for Foreign Affairs

HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF THE NETHERLANDS,

Dr. J. P. BALKENENDE Prime Minister

Dr. B. R. BOT Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE FEDERAL PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF AUSTRIA,

Dr. Wolfgang SCHÜSSEL Federal Chancellor

Dr. Ursula PLASSNIK Federal Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF POLAND,

Marek BELKA Prime Minister

Włodzimierz CIMOSZEWICZ Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE PORTUGUESE REPUBLIC,

Pedro Miguel DE SANTANA LOPES Prime Minister

António Victor MARTINS MONTEIRO Minister for Foreign Affairs and the Portuguese Communities

THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF SLOVENIA,

Anton ROP President of the Government

Ivo VAJGL Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE SLOVAK REPUBLIC,

Mikuláš DZURINDA Prime Minister

Eduard KUKAN Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF FINLAND,

Matti VANHANEN Prime Minister

Erkki TUOMIOJA Minister for Foreign Affairs

THE GOVERNMENT OF THE KINGDOM OF SWEDEN,

Göran PERSSON Prime Minister

Laila FREIVALDS Minister for Foreign Affairs

HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND,

The Rt. Hon Tony BLAIR Prime Minister

The Rt. Hon Jack STRAW Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

WHO, having exchanged their full powers, found in good and due form, have agreed as follows:

(At this point, the various articles of the Constipation, er, Constitution follow).


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: agoodlaugh; euconstitution; euidiocy; kneeslapper; wethepotentates
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1 posted on 05/30/2005 6:07:43 PM PDT by nwrep
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To: nwrep
Can you imagine how long it would take to read just that first paragraph aloud? sheesh...


in fact, it probably took them 2 years to get the order straight for all the dignitaries....
2 posted on 05/30/2005 6:09:38 PM PDT by MikefromOhio ( 1,000,000 Iraqi Dinar = 708.617 US Dollar - Get yours today)
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To: nwrep

You sure this isn't the work of Scrappleface?


3 posted on 05/30/2005 6:10:03 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Leftists would have no standards at all)
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To: nwrep
Those folks were salivating at the prospect at having their names forever enshrined on the founding document of the EU.

Tough noogies, suckers!

4 posted on 05/30/2005 6:10:40 PM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: nwrep

No wonder they rejected it. It's a politically correct rant of nonsense.


5 posted on 05/30/2005 6:10:58 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: snarks_when_bored

prospect OF having ...


6 posted on 05/30/2005 6:11:05 PM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: nwrep
Hmmm. These sound like they are addressing their subjects. Armed men are citizens, before whom governments tremble. Unarmed men are subjects before whom tyrants puff and strut.

Have a good Memorial Day. Some can't.
7 posted on 05/30/2005 6:11:21 PM PDT by dhuffman@awod.com (The conspiracy of ignorance masquerades as common sense.)
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To: nwrep

Sounds more like a mutual admiration society roast than a preamble.


8 posted on 05/30/2005 6:11:25 PM PDT by satchmodog9 (Murder and weather are our only news)
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To: Texas Eagle
You sure this isn't the work of Scrappleface?

It sure sounds as if it were, but I doubt it.

9 posted on 05/30/2005 6:11:33 PM PDT by Bob
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To: nwrep

What American Lefties would like to change our own Constitution to read. What Socialist rubbish...


10 posted on 05/30/2005 6:11:53 PM PDT by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: MikeinIraq

It won't work unless they boil it down to 7 representatives, yeah 7, that sounds about right...that;s how we do it in the senate!


11 posted on 05/30/2005 6:13:24 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: nwrep

Well, yeah, it's Europe. Did you expect their governments to not try playing tricks on them?


12 posted on 05/30/2005 6:13:33 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: nwrep
Talk about an uplifting read. I'm inspired like I've never been inspired before.

Tom

OOOPS! I made a mistake, It was only some aromatic gas.
13 posted on 05/30/2005 6:15:46 PM PDT by noname07718
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To: nwrep

HARUMPH, HARUMPH, HARUMPH!!

HEY, I DIDN'T GET A HARUMPF FROM THAT GUY!

14 posted on 05/30/2005 6:15:57 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: nwrep
Doesn't hold a candle to the U.S. Constitution preamble, which everyone knows makes a great song.
15 posted on 05/30/2005 6:16:39 PM PDT by tellw
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To: DTogo
Interesting: they want to set up a socialist utopia -- supposedly for the people -- yet they keep tripping over their own power centric elites who are More Than Mere Commoners.

I know the Brits aren't exactly on board with this, but I keep thinking about the 300-odd titles held by Elizabeth II alone!

16 posted on 05/30/2005 6:17:24 PM PDT by alancarp (When does it cease to be "Freedom of the Press" and become outright SEDITION?)
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To: TADSLOS

And don't forget, "Affairs of state make take precedent over affairs of state."


17 posted on 05/30/2005 6:19:03 PM PDT by RedRover (One man, one opinion.)
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To: tellw

Thank you for that. I love oldies.


18 posted on 05/30/2005 6:19:33 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Leftists would have no standards at all)
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To: nwrep

Hmmm... herding cats comes to mind.


19 posted on 05/30/2005 6:20:31 PM PDT by upchuck (If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: RedRover

Egad.
"Affairs of state MUST take precedent over affairs of state."


20 posted on 05/30/2005 6:21:25 PM PDT by RedRover (One man, one opinion.)
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