Seriously? This was in the SF Chronicle? I started reading, but after three paragraphs I was certain this was written by a zit-faced highschooler for his A.P. English class, or perhaps by one of the local university's Freshmen on the campus newspaper staff.
I cannot believe such immature tripe would appear in a major metropolitan daily.
They really are still trying to get a handle on this "intentional humor" concept. They must be subsribing to Franken's comedy-by-mail-class.
Absolute proof of the demented logic of the 'RAT's. Can't think about anything except how good THEY'll feel if they throw money at other people. Meanwhile the GOP studies and tries to fix their problems regardless of its making them feel good. GOP is for others; DEM's are pretending they're for other while they destroy these same undertrodden people. They've enslaved the minorities who're don't have enough gumtion to get on their own and not depend of the slavemaster
DemocRATs. Pathetic attemp at humor. . . only other stupid 'RATs will be entertained.