[WideGlide]

Because of Wal-Mart's inadequate wages and benefits,

Yesirree it's a sight to see those Wermacht, I mean Walmart, Storm Troopers rounding up the Walmart conscripts and herding them into the boxcars for the long ride to Sam's Place.

[stands2reason]

BZZZZZT!!!!!

You lose.

And you are a socialist, not a conservative.
Look it up.