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Angry high school coach alledgedly shows penis to team
KXAS TV ^ | May 26, 2005

Posted on 05/26/2005 7:51:29 AM PDT by tuffydoodle

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1 posted on 05/26/2005 7:51:30 AM PDT by tuffydoodle
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What a dick.


2 posted on 05/26/2005 7:52:48 AM PDT by ctlpdad (Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
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To: tuffydoodle

"I'm mad, and I'm not going to shake it anymore!"


3 posted on 05/26/2005 7:53:01 AM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: tuffydoodle
Malfunction.

That is, the part of his brain that is supposed to say, "If you do what you're thinking of doing, you're going to regret it for a long, long time.

Malfunctioned.

Dan
Biblical Christianity BLOG

4 posted on 05/26/2005 7:53:17 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: tuffydoodle

I wonder if he's available to give a motivational speech to the GOP caucus in the Senate?


5 posted on 05/26/2005 7:53:38 AM PDT by thoughtomator (The U.S. Constitution poses no serious threat to our form of government)
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To: tuffydoodle
No charges were filed against the coach.

So it was no big deal?

6 posted on 05/26/2005 7:54:04 AM PDT by Air Conditioned Gypsy
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To: BibChr

As a general rule, whenever you find yourself unzipping your pants in front of a large group of people, you should stop and seriously consider what you are about to do...


7 posted on 05/26/2005 7:55:05 AM PDT by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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To: tuffydoodle

His mistake was coaching the Girls Baseball team in the first place.


8 posted on 05/26/2005 7:55:52 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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I wonder if he's available to give a motivational speech to the GOP caucus in the Senate?

Don't ask a question if you know you are not going to like the answer...

9 posted on 05/26/2005 7:56:13 AM PDT by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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To: BibChr

Lyndon Baines Johnson did the same thing in a cabinet meeting once, saying, "Has Ho Chih Minh got one of these?"


10 posted on 05/26/2005 7:56:17 AM PDT by babble-on
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To: thoughtomator

LOLOLOLOL

Perfect!!!

Exactly! Let's put him on a bus, call it the Testostermobile, and Ram Home the Message: Do you have the testicular fortitude to be the majority party in Congress or are you equipped with one of these!"

Then show McCain's mug shot.


11 posted on 05/26/2005 7:56:35 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs (The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.)
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To: thoughtomator

Most wouldn't even recognize one if they saw it.


12 posted on 05/26/2005 7:56:43 AM PDT by TheBigB (WWSBD? What would SpongeBob do?)
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To: tuffydoodle

What the Gov. of Illinois calls "testicular virility". But at least he kept it zipped.


13 posted on 05/26/2005 7:57:24 AM PDT by bigbob (2)
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To: ClearCase_guy
LOL! Now that's what I call funny!
14 posted on 05/26/2005 7:57:29 AM PDT by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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15 posted on 05/26/2005 7:58:14 AM PDT by itsamelman (“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
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I didnt know this guy was a baseball coach!!!
16 posted on 05/26/2005 7:58:55 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (Is anyone else ready for football to begin again?)
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To: tuffydoodle

Swing!

and a miss.


Stike three, and he's outta there.


17 posted on 05/26/2005 7:59:30 AM PDT by SmithL (Proud Submariner)
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"...Coach Lazer Collazo reportedly dropped his pants in the locker room after his varsity team lost to Florida Christian on April 7. He reportedly took his penis out of his pants and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play..."

Unfortunately it was the girls team........./kiddin'

No biggy.

18 posted on 05/26/2005 7:59:37 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Excrementum Occurum)
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To: gridlock
...or, for that matter, in front of anyone who isn't wearing (A) the matching partner to your wedding ring, or (B) a stethoscope.

Dan

19 posted on 05/26/2005 7:59:45 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: ClearCase_guy
His mistake was coaching the Girls Baseball team in the first place.

LOL!

20 posted on 05/26/2005 7:59:54 AM PDT by ChuxsterS
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