Posted on 05/26/2005 7:51:29 AM PDT by tuffydoodle
Angry High School Coach Allegedly Shows Penis To Team Man Reportedly Dropped His Pants
MIAMI -- The varsity baseball coach at Gulliver Preparatory School in Miami has resigned in the wake of locker room behavior that engulfed him in controversy.
Gulliver Prep baseball coach Lazer Callazo
Coach Lazer Collazo reportedly dropped his pants in the locker room after his varsity team lost to Florida Christian on April 7. He reportedly took his penis out of his pants and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball, the Miami Herald reported.
According to a Coral Gables police report, Collazo "pointed to his penis, testicles and asked the team if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina."
Gulliver Prep released a statement Wednesday, following Collazo's resignation saying, "Coach Collazo acted in a highly inappropriate manner in a locker room talk to our varsity baseball team... Coach Collazo has personally apologized to his players and their parents. I know he deeply regrets his conduct."
No charges were filed against the coach.
One school official said Collazo's choice to resign was his own -- he was not forced by the school.
Some Gulliver parents have privately complained, saying the school should have moved faster and more forcefully for a parting of the ways with its coach.
Collazo, who is also a former University of Miami assistant coach, had been at Gulliver Prep for two years.
"In his two years at Gulliver, Collazo consistently demonstrated exceptional leadership as both a coach and administrator," the school's statement said.
Collazo's lawyer was unavailable for comment
What a dick.
"I'm mad, and I'm not going to shake it anymore!"
That is, the part of his brain that is supposed to say, "If you do what you're thinking of doing, you're going to regret it for a long, long time.
Malfunctioned.
I wonder if he's available to give a motivational speech to the GOP caucus in the Senate?
So it was no big deal?
As a general rule, whenever you find yourself unzipping your pants in front of a large group of people, you should stop and seriously consider what you are about to do...
His mistake was coaching the Girls Baseball team in the first place.
Don't ask a question if you know you are not going to like the answer...
Lyndon Baines Johnson did the same thing in a cabinet meeting once, saying, "Has Ho Chih Minh got one of these?"
LOLOLOLOL
Perfect!!!
Exactly! Let's put him on a bus, call it the Testostermobile, and Ram Home the Message: Do you have the testicular fortitude to be the majority party in Congress or are you equipped with one of these!"
Then show McCain's mug shot.
Most wouldn't even recognize one if they saw it.
What the Gov. of Illinois calls "testicular virility". But at least he kept it zipped.
Swing!
and a miss.
Stike three, and he's outta there.
Unfortunately it was the girls team........./kiddin'
No biggy.
Dan
LOL!
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