Posted on 05/25/2005 12:31:09 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
Bless you!!
Now, I just KNOW you are going to say something witty and brilliant about Maureen's new book. ROFL
ROTFLMAO
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Oh, that's funny.
That ought to be an amusing read.
Looking at the pictures of her I saw something familiar. At first, I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Then I figured it out. It's the same puss I see on the faces of the women still driving around with their Kerry bumper stickers...they all look so angry.
Please remind me...why do we always post the Zeta pics when there's an article about MoDo?
By the by, her new book sounds positively dreadful. I understand the working title during its production was "Don't Try To Sh*t Me, Mr. McGillicuddy!"
What's the next book title for MoDo? How about this: "Is Nair Necessary?"
(Maureen Dowd Writes a New Book, ARE MEN NECESSARY? .......)
I wonder why she has so little success with men. I'm sure with the publishing of this book men will just flock to her in droves.
And who is going to read a book that may be titled: "I have very little success with men. Learn from me!"? Easy: It will be required reading in "Women's Studies" departments all over the US. After all, this book is bound to be hit with the man-hating portion of the population.
That and a turkey baster and she's all set for the evening.
Hey,didn't a house once fall on this chick .... LOL
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ROTFLMAOTRDMF (tears rolling down my face)
What could someone as acidic, ugly and repulsive as she is possibly know about it ? Or is it perhaps abstract imaginings, like her articles ?
Hey! That's giving bourbon drinkers a bad name....
I believe it's becaue she used to date Michael Douglas
MoDo was jilted by Michael Douglas in exchange for CZJ.
He traded up.
"Looking at the pictures of her I saw something familiar... It's the same puss I see on the faces of the women still driving around with their Kerry bumper stickers...they all look so angry."
LOL, you're right! Guess going around totally frustrated all the time takes a toll on the mind and the body.
Are Men Necessary? This from a woman who followed the troll of a self-proclaimed sex addict. Guess she got the old Marauder 2000 with the solar batteries. All kidding aside, this is a woman who writes like she is working for a sorority newsletter. Silly sarcasm is the replacement for humor and the girls always agree that men are creeps for not calling.
"He traded up."
There's the understatement of the week.
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