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SEMINARS FOR MALES
7:30 & 9:30

The following courses are now being offered to men thanks to the many
individuals who have volunteered their time to provide this very needed
service. Register early as space is limited and classes fill quickly.
Classes are free to employees and spouses. All others will be required to
pay $25.00.

1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep You Mouth Shut
4. How To Fill An Ice Tray and Dishwasher
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas. Give Us $$$
6. Understanding The Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4AM
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques - Formally Called "Don't Wash My Silks
8. Parenting - No It Doesn't End With Conception
9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook
10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You're Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
12. You - The Weaker Sex
13. Reasons To Give Flowers
14. How To Stay Awake After Sex
15. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom
16. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
17. Sex 101 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It, If You Really Try
18. Sex 201 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take A Shower
19. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
20. How To Put The TOILET SEAT Down
21. How To Go Shopping With You Mate And NOT Get Lost
22. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
23. Helpful Postural Hints For COUCH POTATOES
24. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
25. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
26. Honest - You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked
27. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
28. The Attainable Goal - Omitting %#@! From Your Vocabulary
29. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary
30. Real Men Ask For Directions
32. Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex

Please register immediately as courses are in great demand!

1. Combating Hysteria
2. You Too Can Get A Job
3. P.M.S. - Learning When To Control your Temper
4. How To Make A Martini and Cook A Steak
5. If We Give You $$$ Will You Wear The Sleazy Underthing
6. Understanding Why We Come In Drunk At 4AM
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques - Formally Called "Don't Throw Out My Old Shirts"
8. Parenting - Let 'Em Grow Up, Woman!
9. Get A Life - Learn To Change Oil
10. How Not To Resort To Shrieking When You're Obviously Wrong
11. The Infield Fly Rule - Even You Can Get It Right
12. You - The Weaker Sex
13. Reasons To Get Flowers
14. How To Stay Awake During Sex
15. Why It Is Unacceptable To Leave Your Hygiene Discards in the Bathroom
16. Garbage - I'll Get It Later
17. Sex 101 - You Can Have Fun, If You Really Try
18. Sex 201 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, It Needs It Exercise!
19. The Weekend And Craft Shows Are Not Synonymous
20. How To Leave The TOILET SEAT Up
21. How To Go Car Shopping With Your Mate And Get Beyond Color
22. The Remote Control - Hands Off!
23. Helpful Postural Hints For Items 17 and 18
24. How Not To Act Stupider Than Our Daughters
25. You Too Can Be A Designated Courtesan
26. Honest - In The Dark, I Might As Well Be Mel Gibson
27. Changing Your Mind - It's Usually Irrational
28. The Attainable Goal - Omitting Sobbing From Your Vocabulary
29. Making The Bed Is Not Necessary
30. Real Women Ask For It Several Times A Week
32. Romanticism - The Unnecessary Complication To Sex