My son (FR member "smaagee") is a cop. He responded to a 911 call from a 13 year old girl who said her older brother hit her in the head.
What he found out when he got there was that the brother did indeed hit her in the head....He threw a french fry across the dining room table and hit her with it.
I believe it. There was an episode of COPS where these two hippy morons got into a fit while eating their Burger King. The dumb hippy man called 911 because dumb hippy woman threw her burger at him!
Where were the parents during the French fry attack?