Posted on 05/25/2005 7:19:53 AM PDT by Born Conservative
PORN star Mary Carey (above) is set to spice up the National Republican Congressional Committee's "Salute to Freedom" dinner with President Bush next month. The former fringe candidate for California governor and star of "Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2" and "Thumpin' Melons" will be the guest of her boss, Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis, an honorary chairman of the NRCC's Business Advisory Council. The prurient pair will also attend a lunch with top Bush advisor Karl Rove, who Carey hopes will give her tips on her planned run for California lieutenant governor next year.
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Mostly men, probably.
Gee, ya think? :o)
It's udderly amazing that a gravitational embellishment of pinpoint deliverence is so bobbled about as to be strapped to one party or another for the sheer delight of milking the system.
:)
LOL!!!
She does have a nice smile. :-)
> There are a FEW women in porn who are pretty darned smart...
Who was the pornstar that used to show up regularly on Howie Carr? She was pretty smart...and looked real good on the radio :)
That's the gayest tie of all time! Seriously, where do you buy a tie that gay, a store called "Out & About" ??!?!?!
Yeah, but when it came to a vote, she blew it.
Geez, you're right. I had to go back and look at the tie, the first time I looked at the picture I was, um, somehow distracted.
Well, I'm already backing McClintock for lieutenant governor next year, but she'd sure be my second choice!
ANYONE who donates so much as $20 dollars to any Republican party committee or candidate will likely find themselves barraged within weeks by fundraising letters from across the country for every "victory fund" and "election committee" you can think of.
Most include offers to be an "honorary" this or that for some ridiculous amount of money, and give time to hob nob with someone important.
BTW, I had the luck of wandering into the L.A. County Registrar of Voters office at the same time Mary Carey was there to file to run for governor in the recall. You can imagine my surprise when I stepped in, used only to seeing ancient busybodies and political hacks like myself there when I spotted a gorgeous blonde figure in a miniskirt and enormous boobs.
I overheard her filing out the paperwork as I was at another desk getting registration updates, and I was actually amazed that she could fill out the form for herself ("You mean registered voters have to sign? Wow...). How she strung a coherent sentence together I'll never know.
Even so, it was all I could do to resist offering my services, as a political professional, to her campaign ;)
Mary Carey, yes she has big boobs but DAMN that girl looks BUSTED.
The phrase "rode hard and put away wet" certainly applies here!
Alan Colmes, well... he's some sort of homosexual space alien. But that's another story!
"Thumpin' Melons
Hmmm. You know, sounds like
that might be a thinking man's
kind of cinema . . ."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [wiping coffee off monitor]
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Freeper Freepun' Ping!
This is a topic I'm sure areola approve of.
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