Yes, yes, of course, you're absolutely right -- none of the vast amounts of evidence and research supporting evolution means anything at all until they can snap their fingers and create a human from nothing. Got it. Clearly, you've cut to the heart of the matter and invalidated 150 years of science, and shown why you shouldn't have to bother your pretty head actually learning anything about this topic before you form a conclusion about it. How could we all have been so blind?
(Wow, that's *SO* much easier than thinking...)
Call me whatever you want. I could give a damn.