That is my point and I have achieved it many times. Unfortunately, you have self-achieved it, without realizing it, even more times than I have. But, then again, that is the nature of the unabashed, ultraignorant, unrepentant dumbass.
It is something of a gamble to reward another individual for stating the obvious, namely that Fester Chugabrew is a dumbass, but I'll do it anyway:
Here's a cold one for you. And if you have some preference for a different elixer to imbibe, please make your wishes known. Your persistence and dedication toward those things you hold dearly as truth is noted. I only regret that the opportunity may never present itself to buy you a cold one in person.
You have always been an entertaining, if not slightly disruptive, presence in my life, and for that I owe you.