Freeper Freepun' Ping!
You guys really tanked it on that. If I could get my hands on the three of you, I'd definitely be delivering swirlies all around.
This is the turd time I've been threatened this way. I'm not just some loo-ser who's just going to take it. You can consider this a Dear John letter, since we're porcelain out the insults. Just lav me alone, will you? (Hispanarepublicana and I went over some of this a few nights ago and nobody wanted to join us.)
My, what a charmin topic we've floated for discussion this evening. Before slinging any more sh#t at each other, you two ought to bite your own dungs. As fellow FReepuns, we should try to keep a spotless reputation and a commodious flow to our interaction with one another. I'm surprised the Admin Mod hasn't ex-plunged your posts at the behest of others. We know we're joking amongst ourselves, bidet may not understand.
Don't be peeved. You've no right to be cheeky as this is a public site, anyone can go here. I will now give you some advice for better results:
Do not worry about standing watch for pings related to bathroom humor. If you do, if your real name happens to be Thomas, you could unfortunately develop a reputation as a pee ping Tom and your romantic prospects would go down the Crapper.
The Better Way is to NOT rely on pings but to just be quiet and go about your business, keep a stiff upper zip and learn to listen for the Call.
...of Nature.