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Restaurant with flushing success (toilet-themed restaurant a big hit)
Sunday Times (South Africa) ^ | Tuesday May 24, 2005 07:45 - (SA)

Posted on 05/24/2005 7:41:04 AM PDT by dead

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To: dead

Just make sure you put the seat down on your way out.


21 posted on 05/24/2005 3:29:36 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: Corin Stormhands; Darksheare

ping


22 posted on 05/24/2005 3:29:47 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Memo to republican party - YOU'RE FIRED.)
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To: dead

The Browns are going to the Super Bowl. After dinner.


23 posted on 05/24/2005 3:35:23 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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To: dead

You mean I don't have to drop the kids off at the lake? I can just bring them to dinner? Great.


24 posted on 05/24/2005 3:40:32 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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To: ctlpdad

"Waiter, this foie gras tastes like s4it and the soup tastes like piss!"

I'm sorry, sir, we have a new cook. I'll send it back so the foie gras has that hint of corn you want and the soup has a little more ammonia flavor.


25 posted on 05/24/2005 3:58:58 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: Blurblogger; Rennes Templar; speedy; hispanarepublicana; Yaelle; Dog Gone; Robert A. Cook, PE; ...
Urinal all kinds of trouble with me, speedy, Blur, Rennes. It's a real pisser that you didn't ping the whole list.

Freeper Freepun' Ping!

You guys really tanked it on that. If I could get my hands on the three of you, I'd definitely be delivering swirlies all around.

26 posted on 05/24/2005 4:03:07 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: LibertarianInExile

This is the turd time I've been threatened this way. I'm not just some loo-ser who's just going to take it. You can consider this a Dear John letter, since we're porcelain out the insults. Just lav me alone, will you? (Hispanarepublicana and I went over some of this a few nights ago and nobody wanted to join us.)


27 posted on 05/24/2005 4:09:40 PM PDT by speedy
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To: Professional Engineer

"Waiter, this tastes like dog food!"
"That's not dogfood.."


28 posted on 05/24/2005 4:18:59 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Wedgies and beatdowns to all who oppose my lawn gnome!" -Crazy despotic lawn gnome collector.)
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To: LibertarianInExile; speedy

My, what a charmin topic we've floated for discussion this evening. Before slinging any more sh#t at each other, you two ought to bite your own dungs. As fellow FReepuns, we should try to keep a spotless reputation and a commodious flow to our interaction with one another. I'm surprised the Admin Mod hasn't ex-plunged your posts at the behest of others. We know we're joking amongst ourselves, bidet may not understand.


29 posted on 05/24/2005 4:25:28 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: dead; Petronski; TheBigB; Fierce Allegiance; cyborg; Dashing Dasher; Conspiracy Guy; pissant; ...
Hey dead, do you know if I can bring my after-dinner toy with me?
30 posted on 05/24/2005 4:29:32 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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To: martin_fierro; Argh

31 posted on 05/24/2005 4:32:23 PM PDT by TheGrimReaper ("Virtue begat Prosperity, and the daughter killed the mother". - Cotton Mather, 1720.)
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To: martin_fierro
Insane.

I have noticed that Asians are oddly obsessed with poop.
32 posted on 05/24/2005 4:32:23 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game.)
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To: Miss Behave

That is SERIOUSLY nasty. LOL.


33 posted on 05/24/2005 4:33:16 PM PDT by patton ("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
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To: Miss Behave

The TurdTwister is a peculiar toy for you... don't you think?

It's the other side to - don't play with your food.


34 posted on 05/24/2005 4:33:40 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game.)
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To: TheGrimReaper

Wow truth in advertising finally!


35 posted on 05/24/2005 4:34:16 PM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: Miss Behave

That link name alone says 'don't click' *LOL*


36 posted on 05/24/2005 4:34:51 PM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I'm surprised we haven't been canned before this, with some acting like they're on a throne. The AM's don't take any
s#*t, and if we get too off-color with our puns they may get p#@ssed off and flush us all. Having said that, geez we're good!


37 posted on 05/24/2005 4:37:11 PM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Dashing Dasher

LOL, Dash. I'm actually a "pinkies out" gal. :-)


38 posted on 05/24/2005 4:37:36 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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To: Rennes Templar
"Having said that, geez we're good!"

One would have to look near and fart to find any better. From the looks of this thread, we really put the "Pee" in "pun"....

39 posted on 05/24/2005 4:39:10 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: Miss Behave

I don't believe they make the twister for women.

;-)

Would you like some more tea, darlink!?


40 posted on 05/24/2005 4:42:52 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game.)
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