"Allow me to be the first.... WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TURN IT IN, SENATOR KERRY!"
oh, that may never happen but atleast he can say he "signed it".
That's right, cuz it's been signed, but is now in a firmly sealed mayonnaise jar, inside a secret safe in one one or Mama-T's palatial mansions, awaiting release sometime before 2008. But rest assured, it's been signed.