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Pepsi Packed with Pig Parts? (Islamofacists want to know!)
Al Irsyad Al Islamiyyah (terrorist nutbars) ^ | 18 May 2005 | expatguy

Posted on 05/21/2005 1:33:20 PM PDT by expatguy

Muslims throughout the Islamic world are now being advised not to consume Pepsi Cola because it contains the parts of pigs used it it's production ~

Begin my translation ~

Al-Irsyad – the Islamic Agency for Research in Egypt has now recommended that Muslims are not to consume Pepsi Cola because it is being suspected of containing material that has been made from the intestines of pigs.

Dr. Mustofa Asyak'ah an agency member has asked for the other members of the agency to gather to discuss this problem, so that the Muslim community can receive clarity as to whether the product is haram (forbidden) or not, according to the daily Egyptian Al-Arabiyah.

Dr. Mustofa explained that the manufacturer of the drink has included a special material made from the intestines of pigs in the process of the drink's production.

"Because of this we are trying to break down of the materials used so that we might get some clarity on the issue" he said.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: cary; cola; colawars; pepsi; pig; porkflavoredpepsi; porky; turass
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To: JarheadFromFlorida
Thats what Pepsi get for hiring the raghead bitch that railed against America this past week.

I guess that means this story was started by Karl Rove! (sarc)

41 posted on 05/21/2005 2:03:56 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry ("Harry Reid in stripes, I kinda like that image." -Tagline courtesy of DFU. Thanks!)
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To: expatguy

42 posted on 05/21/2005 2:04:29 PM PDT by Muleteam1
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To: expatguy
Pepsi is really made from the pigs middle finger. If you don't believe me, just check your pig and you will see that its middle digit has been procured. Very active black market in purloined pig digits.
43 posted on 05/21/2005 2:04:39 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (We won. We don't need to be forgiving. Let the heads roll!!!!!!!!!)
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To: pbrown

Didya know Wal-mart sells Pepsi?







(Running-hiding. ducking)LOL!


44 posted on 05/21/2005 2:06:54 PM PDT by investigateworld ( God bless Poland for giving the world JP II & a Protestant bump for his Sainthood!)
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To: expatguy

THANK YOU Expatguy for translating this for us.
I really appreciate it.


45 posted on 05/21/2005 2:07:31 PM PDT by ExPatInFrance (Terri's Starfish- 1 Mrs. Ora Mae Magouirk, 2 Clara Martinez)
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To: expatguy
"This is breaking news in Indonesia now."

Oh boy...I can't wait till it breaks in Afghanistan and Somalia a week or two or three from now or how ever long it takes those barefoot runners to get around over there. More riots, more flag burnings and more deaths of innocent ignorants.

46 posted on 05/21/2005 2:07:57 PM PDT by Cornpone
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To: Lazamataz
I found a snout in my can.

Who do I sue?

You haven't been conspiring with Helen Thomas, have you??!! Say it ain't so, Laz!

47 posted on 05/21/2005 2:09:05 PM PDT by hunter112 (Total victory at home and in the Middle East!)
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To: hunter112
You haven't been conspiring with Helen Thomas, have you??!! Say it ain't so, Laz!

Helen Thomas and I are going steady.

We're to be married in July.

48 posted on 05/21/2005 2:11:41 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: expatguy

I think the moose-limb world should also be warned against using any type of petroleum product, because it was probably transported in a tanker that used pig blood as a fire retardant. LOL


49 posted on 05/21/2005 2:12:01 PM PDT by nightdriver
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To: Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
I am really rankled.

A good steam iron will take care of that.

50 posted on 05/21/2005 2:12:52 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: expatguy
sssssssssshhh! Don't tell them but so's the leather on all first class & business class airlines seats is really pigskin. The seats of coach class is made of pig hair/bristles.
51 posted on 05/21/2005 2:13:23 PM PDT by AZHua87 (Insurgent BloggerVet!)
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To: ExPatInFrance
Anytime :-)

We got FReepers all over the globe doing the same.

52 posted on 05/21/2005 2:13:32 PM PDT by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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To: Lazamataz

Say, she's hot.


53 posted on 05/21/2005 2:14:03 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Pray for us all.)
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To: manic4organic

"I thought it said Pig Farts at first read. What a relief"

that's where the bubbles come from


54 posted on 05/21/2005 2:14:18 PM PDT by txroadhawg (Don't believe any statistics unless you made them up yourself)
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To: expatguy

Here are the ingredients:

Contains: Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, caramel color, phosphoric acid, caffeine, citric acid and natural flavors.

Which one comes from pig intestines?


55 posted on 05/21/2005 2:14:18 PM PDT by freespirited
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To: freespirited

Maybe the natural flavourings are like natural pig flavourings.


56 posted on 05/21/2005 2:16:06 PM PDT by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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To: Lazamataz

That's gotta be worse than bacon-flavored Pepsi Light!


57 posted on 05/21/2005 2:17:39 PM PDT by hunter112 (Total victory at home and in the Middle East!)
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To: expatguy

Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You’ll be feeling just fine
Ain’t nothin’ quite like sittin’ ’round the house
Swillin’ down them cans of swine

Primus...

Mark


58 posted on 05/21/2005 2:17:48 PM PDT by MarkL (I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!!!)
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To: expatguy

(If this is being posted for a second time, I apologize. Our server has been out of kilter all day. I waited for a few minutes and nothing)

Didn't this same thing happen to Coca Cola many, many years back? It is fuzzy in my mind. Can someone please help? Thank you.

I stopped drinking Pepsi when Wacko Jackson became their darling in the "Pepsi Generation" advertisements.

I am no Pepsi fan and hope they get what they deserve in the latest middle finger episode to my country. I am really rankled.


59 posted on 05/21/2005 2:20:21 PM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: Lazamataz

"love is blind." It sure is. Does your seeing eye dog agree? Or does she/he think it is another dog?

(Sorry. I couldn't help it. The devil made me do it.)


60 posted on 05/21/2005 2:28:04 PM PDT by Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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