[Rodney King]

I wonder if Elvis and JFK live in the same neighborhood.

[F.J. Mitchell]

If he is alive, Oregon is definately his kind of place.

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

A filmmaker claims The Doors’ frontman is alive
and raising horses on a ranch in southern Oregon.

When all else fails
We can whip the horse's eyes
And make them sleep
And cry -- The Soft Parade

[John Lenin]

[zbigreddogz]

I actually think there is a .1% chance this is true. A 99.9% chance of being false, but not completely impossible.

Has anybody read 'No One Gets Out Alive'? It's a Morrison Biography written back in the 70's I believe, and the circumstances surrounding his death were reeeeeaaaallllllyyyy weird, and I think only one person actually said they saw his body, and that was his girlfriend.

Not saying I believe it, I don't, at all, but if I he was on the evening news, in a few weeks, I would be stunned, but not like, say, having Elvis show up.

[ErnBatavia]

Elvis, when not performing for the locals, works in the kitchen at The Lantern in Cumming, Georgia.

I know this, because I done seed him through the waitress' lookie-hole.

[mplsconservative]

Now we know this story simply cannot be true.

The Frenchies love cheese eating, surrender monkey anti-war protestors.

Why would they ever want to kill Janis, Jimi and Jim?

[mysterio]

I love the Doors.

[Rodney King]

Here he is, doesn't look like him to me:

[MoochPooch]

Maybe Newsweek will post this. ;-)

[rockrr]

Wasn't this already covered in "Eddie & The Cruisers"?

[Rockingham]

Pitts, who met Morrison in 1998, says the rocker staged his death because of a French conspiracy to kill him, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix with narcotics because they were all Vietnam war protesters.

In addition to all the other absurdities of the claim, Jimi Hendrix was a veteran and a flaming, pro-US, adamant anti-communist supporter of the Viet Nam War with generally conservative views. If Hendrix had lived, he might have ended up running for Congress as a Republican or at least doing concerts for our side.

[ConservativeStatement]

And then there were the "Paul is dead rumors."

[Professional Engineer]

That you Jim?

[international american]

Lee Marvin is still alive too. He bought a small bar in costa Rica...: )

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Comparisons:

[JCEccles]

[patton]

Lieber Gott

Warum kaufst Du mir

Keinen Mercedes Benz

[SAMS]

These days, Morrison isn’t the drug user he once was, although Pitts says when he goes over to Jim’s house he’ll “maybe have an occasional beer.”

Oh, I think somebody is still using drugs...

[Zionist Conspirator]

EDDIE LIVES!!!

Pitts, who met Morrison in 1998, says the rocker staged his death because of a French conspiracy to kill him, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix with narcotics because they were all Vietnam war protestors.

Dang. Jim Morrison didn't seem to have been the happy, optimistic, utopian hippie type. I'd have liked to thought that he possessed enough realistic pessimism to make him a conservative somewhere deep down inside (he was a military brat, you know).

I'll be he's against our troops today, too!

[Nick Danger]