U.S. says al Qaeda hurting for funds

Reuters ^

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Al Qaida will have to pimp out their goats throughout their ummah!

Well, you do know that Osama recently released a video about his goat, and his growing hatred for we infidels in the United States, right? In that video, he said that he came across a movie that he ahd his goat were watching called "Truth or Dare" with Madonna. After seeing Madonna put the whole bottle in her mouth, his goat was so shocked that it committed suicide.

Rather than stop his beloved goat from killing itself, Osama said that he was so shocked by the video that he caught the chubbiness, and in a fit of rage swore to Allah that he would cut it off if it did not stop with the chubbiness. He then called it an infidel, and proceeded to bury his goat.

He finally declared another fatwa against us.

[Balata]

Must be time for another Italian kidnapping. They love to pay those ransoms.

[LurkedLongEnough]

Call Richard Gere! He will call Madeleine and find out how much to pay them!

[AFPhys]

It took me about 40 minutes to open a new savings account for my daughter (8yo) six months ago at a bank I already had another account in her name. They needed the info, essentially, to help in the War on Terrorism.

I am glad that this type of action is being done if it deters even in the slightest those who would fund the worms.

[Wiz]

Ping!

[sheik yerbouty]

I fatwa on his beard!

[sheik yerbouty]

I thought that Sean Penn Laden already organized one!

[AGreatPer]

I recently set up an account for my son where he goes to college. I am limited to giving him $10,000 per month (yea right). Tuition is paid direct by me to the college. $10,000 spending money???? Yoe Vey.

I too am glad that they are closing these small but important loop holes in the system. A lot of this money has been filtered by insurgents within our education system.

[Deetes]

No sending out the rags to the cleaners ... Hand washed poor obl ;-)