That demonstration of the French Troops hitting the Beach in Iraq certainly explains why we had to hit the beaches in Normandy, and why the French just Hate War. 8 Frenchmen hit the Beach, 2 get stuck in the mud, 4 Frenchmen are needed to pull the 2 out, so that leaves 2 to invade. So 2 out of 8 Frenchmen are able to attack the enemy in an assault. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
I didn't know you could get a Frenchman in a lightbulb!
ol' hoghead :)