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Contrite Vincente Fox Promises to Carry Al Sharpton Around on his Shoulders for a Week
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| 7 minutes ago - 5/18/05
Posted on 05/18/2005 9:55:22 AM PDT by dead
Mexico City, Mexico. - Frustrated that his racially-insensitive remarks have hampered his ability to unload his poverty-ridden peasants on the US, a contrite President Vincente Fox agreed to make symbolic amends to the African American community today.
The Mexican El Presidente has agreed to carry around a mostly-naked Al Sharpton on his shoulder for an entire week.
“Heees mucho grande!” muttered an already exhausted Fox. “Aye carumba!”
“You best be shutting that trap of yours there, Poncho, less you feel like making it two weeks!” retorted the pudgy Reverend.
“Si, senor,” huffed the breathless leader of the Mexican people.
Asked how exactly Al Sharpton managed to become the beneficiary of remarks that had nothing to do with him, the entire populations of the two nations contorted their faces into confused expressions and rolled their eyes.
“Stop over there, Julio! I want to grab me a couple of dem pork emppy naders.”
TOPICS: Mexico; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: sharpton; vincentefox
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posted on
05/18/2005 9:55:23 AM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
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posted on
05/18/2005 9:57:06 AM PDT
by
rhombus
To: dead
Contrite Vincente Fox Promises to Carry Al Sharpton Around on his Shoulders for a Week I don't know anybody -- white, black, mexican, whatever -- who'd want that job.
To: dead
LOL! Terrific!
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posted on
05/18/2005 9:57:17 AM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
To: dead
To: rhombus
breaking news? Bye Get a sense of humor man. It's a joke.
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posted on
05/18/2005 9:58:27 AM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
To: dead
It looks like he's carrying him on his side.
I dont want to smell that shoulder.
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:00:03 AM PDT
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: softwarecreator
Get a sense of humor man. It's a joke. It's a funny one too but breaking news is supposed to be breaking news. Too many liberal lurkers misuse the category too.
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:00:04 AM PDT
by
rhombus
To: dead
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:01:07 AM PDT
by
Arpege92
("I am happy, be it yourselves." - Pope John Paul II)
To: rhombus
Wow, that's some lurker....been a part of FR since 1998.
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:02:33 AM PDT
by
Arpege92
("I am happy, be it yourselves." - Pope John Paul II)
To: dead
Thanks for the laugh.
Loved the "link" too!
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:05:29 AM PDT
by
cvq3842
To: Arpege92
Wow, that's some lurker....been a part of FR since 1998.Which lurker is that? If you want all sorts of stuff in breaking news... then why have breaking news?
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:06:41 AM PDT
by
rhombus
To: rhombus
Agreed and you have a valid point, but there have been FAR worse posts here ... at least this one is topical.
Maybe there should be a satirical thread for posts like this.
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:07:15 AM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
To: softwarecreator
at least this one is topical.OK fine - very topical. It's gone from Breaking News now anyway - thank you.
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:08:50 AM PDT
by
rhombus
To: rhombus
It's gone from Breaking News now anyway - thank you Good job and we are all proud of you.
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:11:16 AM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
To: softwarecreator
Grumpy aren't we? I tried to be polite and still am.
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:12:36 AM PDT
by
rhombus
To: rhombus
nah, just teasing ya a bit. Sometimes the things that pass for 'breaking news' tees most of us off. I usually just ignore it and move on.
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:15:08 AM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
To: rhombus
Okay okay....you win. It's not breaking news....but it is really funny!
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:16:07 AM PDT
by
Arpege92
("I am happy, be it yourselves." - Pope John Paul II)
To: softwarecreator
nah, just teasing ya a bit. Sometimes the things that pass for 'breaking news' tees most of us off. I usually just ignore it and move onYeah me too. Didn't mean to be the FR posting Nazi - that's someone else's job. :-)
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:17:00 AM PDT
by
rhombus
To: rhombus
breaking news? Bye Bye ? Were you going somewhere ?
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posted on
05/18/2005 10:21:53 AM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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