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To: pissant; TheBigB; mhking; MeekOneGOP; genefromjersey

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THE WHIZZINATOR What a pisser!

14 posted on 05/18/2005 8:25:13 AM PDT by sully777 (If anyone asks, I'm a monger-monger.)

I assume they come in the proper flesh tones. I wanna black one!

15 posted on 05/18/2005 8:26:11 AM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)

To: sully777; Conspiracy Guy; Boazo; Smartass; Happy2BMe; yall

16 posted on 05/18/2005 8:30:38 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

18 posted on 05/18/2005 8:33:37 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)

THE WHIZZINATOR What a pisser!

A WICKED pissah!

23 posted on 05/18/2005 9:32:26 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Deport them all; let Fox sort them out.)

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29 posted on 05/18/2005 9:59:22 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Harmful Or Fatal If Swallowed)

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