Posted on 05/16/2005 1:52:20 PM PDT by hinterlander
The New Democrat Party: Our principles are as flexible as our interns.
We want to share your wealth with others for the sake of the great collective. They have chosen to use their Constitutional right not to work, so it's your responsibility - it's your moral duty - to support the democrat base.
For the sake of the whole, simply sign your name to the back of your paycheck and mail it to:
The DNC
Washington D.C.
U.S.S.A.
John Kerry $$$, Ted Kennedy $$$, John Edwards $$$, Bill and Hill Clinton $$$........
LOL!
Yeah. That ought to bring voters to their side in droves.
"We're smart, and you're all idiots. Let us tell you how to think properly."
Sheesh! Is this article a spoof?
Sajak is quite a joker.
Go Pat!
Um, yes. Pat is a conservative.
Logic dictates that in order for the party of the rich to garner votes that party would like as many Americans as possible to be rich. That same logic dictates that in order for the party of the poor to garner votes that party would like as many Americans as possible to be poor.
Or to put it the way my Father used to say it:
The Republicans are the party of the rich.
The Democrats are the party of the poor.
The Republicans want as many people as possible to be rich.
The Democrats want as many people as possible to be poor.
Which would you rather be - rich or poor?
LOL. I sat down at the computer and just started reading. It actually sounded democrat! It took me a minute to catch on! LOL.
I am an old woman and as far back as I can remember the democrats have always said they are the party for the poor !!!!
IF THAT IS THE CASE, WHY ARE THERE MORE "POOR PEOPLE" THAN EVER TODAY? YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU ARE FOR THE POOR. YES YOU ARE, YOU WANT TO KEEP "POOR" PEOPLE POOR, BECAUSE YOU WANT THEM TO KEEP VOTING FOR YOU.
WAKE UP POOR PEOPLE, THE DEMOCRATS ARE ONLY FOR "THEMSELVES!!"
Before you say I am probaly a rich Republican, You are right, I am a Republican, HOWEVER THERE IS NO ONE THAT WAS RAISED POORER THEN MY HUSBAND AND MYSELF, BUT OUR PARENTS ALWAYS TOLD US WE COULD OVERCOME ANYTHING AS LONG AS WE DID NOT GIVE INTO THE "GIMMEE" GAME. WE ARE LIVING ON S.S. AND A SMALL PENSION NOW, NOT RICH, BUT THANKFUL FOR WHAT WE HAVE AND WE KNOW WE EARNED IT. GOD BLESS, YOU CAN OVERCOME TOO.
b_mp t_ th_ t_p
(guess I need to buy a vowel)
You go, girl.
it was written by Pat Sajak, I believe the only person in Hollyweird that can write with clarity of thought without getting fired.
With very few changes, this could have been penned by Mr. Dean in all seriousness.
This could have gone on and on.
He actually was very kind and gentle to the "party of no ideas". The selfish party of hateful thinking.
EXCELLENT!!!
BUMP to the VERY tippy-top!
Who'da thunk it? Pat Sajak is fast becoming one of my favorite columnists!
The entire programming day of Err Amerika can be summed up in a few statements:
Bush is an idiot.
Bush is evil.
Republicans are evil.
Red staters are idiots.
"Pro-choice" does not mean "pro-abortion".
Republicans are idiots.
Bush is an idiot.
ad infinitum.
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