Posted on 05/15/2005 7:50:47 AM PDT by jmc1969
But enough of Newsweek.
Maybe it could be used to line a bird cage.
I don't know why there is a problem with this.
Everybody knows that the pages of the koran are too hard to flush down the toilet.
Thats why I only allow it to be used in my hunting cabin outhouse open hole.
It decomposes well in there.
I would not recommend it for lining the cat box with, though, as Tabby tends to not want to defile her paws by stepping on the damn thing.
We were able to plug up some holes in the cabin walls with it. Just soak the pages in water, not enough to where they disintegrate, but just kinda overly damp, then jam it into the holes with a screwdriver or similiar.
Once it dries, it stays put and then you can hang a picture of Jesus over the area.
And for the appeasers and Moo-slim lovers out there, I meant every word of it.
Nah, they are always looking for something to justify their next murder.
Where can I get some Koran toilet paper?
There is only one bigger waste of trees in the entire world than newsweak and that is the koran.
The rantings of a murdering, thieving, lying paedophile written 200 years after he died because mohammed was too stupid to even read or write. Its a shame a tree is ever wasted on such worthless trash.
Sure..we'll send them on their way..they'll have little Newsweek passes around their necks! Do with them what you must!
Those fools ought to be held liable for all damages caused by their totally irresponsible reporting, which basically constituted an incitement to mayhem.
Toilet paper shall henceforth be known as koranic paper.
I would laugh if this wasn't so serious.
How about we give you Michael Isikoff and at least one other unnamed government source, and you can then extract confessions on damn near anything you want from them? The only condition is that you keep them when you are done.
Or maybe a Koran doormat?
Finally found this picture again.
Just goes to show you how their 'followers' can be manipulated when they don't allow dissenting opinions to be disseminated in their populations.
No kidding! They are a cancer to the world.
Maybe I could start my own muslim sect and build spires on my mosque that look like buttplugs.
We obviously haven't killed enough of them.
These psyco killers should be kicked out. In fact, why aren't Islamists designated as a racist hate group?
Okay. But first look around for your Taliban buddies. Look real hard.
Go ba-a-a-a-ck to sleep. Try counting sheep, there are a lot of them these days.
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