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Clerics threaten holy war over alleged Quran desecrations
CNN ^ | May 15, 2005 | Reuters

Posted on 05/15/2005 7:50:47 AM PDT by jmc1969

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To: jmc1969
Excitable, loony zealots are always so much fun to watch.

But enough of Newsweek.

21 posted on 05/15/2005 8:08:00 AM PDT by JennysCool (Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.)
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To: nmh

Maybe it could be used to line a bird cage.


22 posted on 05/15/2005 8:08:30 AM PDT by SALChamps03
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To: jmc1969
...we will launch a jihad against America," said a statement issued by about 300 clerics...

I don't know why there is a problem with this.

Everybody knows that the pages of the koran are too hard to flush down the toilet.

Thats why I only allow it to be used in my hunting cabin outhouse open hole.

It decomposes well in there.

I would not recommend it for lining the cat box with, though, as Tabby tends to not want to defile her paws by stepping on the damn thing.

We were able to plug up some holes in the cabin walls with it. Just soak the pages in water, not enough to where they disintegrate, but just kinda overly damp, then jam it into the holes with a screwdriver or similiar.

Once it dries, it stays put and then you can hang a picture of Jesus over the area.

And for the appeasers and Moo-slim lovers out there, I meant every word of it.

23 posted on 05/15/2005 8:08:40 AM PDT by OldSmaj (Jihad this, Islam! Your religion is false and your god is non-existent! Come get me.)
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To: xrp

Nah, they are always looking for something to justify their next murder.


24 posted on 05/15/2005 8:09:08 AM PDT by SALChamps03
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To: jmc1969

Where can I get some Koran toilet paper?


25 posted on 05/15/2005 8:10:03 AM PDT by anton
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There is only one bigger waste of trees in the entire world than newsweak and that is the koran.

The rantings of a murdering, thieving, lying paedophile written 200 years after he died because mohammed was too stupid to even read or write. Its a shame a tree is ever wasted on such worthless trash.


26 posted on 05/15/2005 8:10:41 AM PDT by federal
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The clerics in the northeastern province of Badakhshan said they wanted U.S. President George W. Bush to handle the matter honestly "and hand the culprits over to an Islamic country for punishment."

Sure..we'll send them on their way..they'll have little Newsweek passes around their necks! Do with them what you must!

27 posted on 05/15/2005 8:10:44 AM PDT by Ros42
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To: oldironsides

Those fools ought to be held liable for all damages caused by their totally irresponsible reporting, which basically constituted an incitement to mayhem.


28 posted on 05/15/2005 8:11:12 AM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: anton

Toilet paper shall henceforth be known as koranic paper.


29 posted on 05/15/2005 8:11:55 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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To: jmc1969

I would laugh if this wasn't so serious.


30 posted on 05/15/2005 8:12:18 AM PDT by kalee
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To: jmc1969

How about we give you Michael Isikoff and at least one other unnamed government source, and you can then extract confessions on damn near anything you want from them? The only condition is that you keep them when you are done.


31 posted on 05/15/2005 8:13:14 AM PDT by niteowl77
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To: cripplecreek

Or maybe a Koran doormat?


32 posted on 05/15/2005 8:13:27 AM PDT by anton
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A group of Afghan Muslim clerics have threatened to call for a holy war against the United States in three days unless it hands over military interrogators reported to have desecrated the Quran.

Finally found this picture again.


33 posted on 05/15/2005 8:13:28 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Give Byrd the Byrd option now.)
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You mean we don't already have a holy war going on?

Just goes to show you how their 'followers' can be manipulated when they don't allow dissenting opinions to be disseminated in their populations.

34 posted on 05/15/2005 8:14:35 AM PDT by SuziQ
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To: ImpotentRage

No kidding! They are a cancer to the world.


35 posted on 05/15/2005 8:15:10 AM PDT by poobear
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To: anton

Maybe I could start my own muslim sect and build spires on my mosque that look like buttplugs.


36 posted on 05/15/2005 8:15:26 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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To: jmc1969

We obviously haven't killed enough of them.


37 posted on 05/15/2005 8:15:37 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: anton

These psyco killers should be kicked out. In fact, why aren't Islamists designated as a racist hate group?


38 posted on 05/15/2005 8:16:02 AM PDT by anton
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A group of Afghan Muslim clerics have threatened to call for a holy war against the United States in three days

Okay. But first look around for your Taliban buddies. Look real hard.

39 posted on 05/15/2005 8:16:06 AM PDT by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: ImpotentRage

Go ba-a-a-a-ck to sleep. Try counting sheep, there are a lot of them these days.


40 posted on 05/15/2005 8:16:51 AM PDT by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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