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To: Golden Eagle
Employees will be taught what blogging is, and they will be guided on what is appropriate blogging content.

It'll never work. IBM is no fun. You watch, they'll send a bunch of guys in here wearing white shirts and ties, saying things like, "Good day, Sir."

Phrases like "You're a commie!" and "Put down the crack pipe, butt-boy" that the Microsoft shills use will never make it into the IBM Style Manual. They are just too stuffed-shirt to do battle with online thugs.


7 posted on 05/14/2005 8:56:56 AM PDT by Nick Danger (Honey, Intel wants to go outside)
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To: Nick Danger
I don't know Nick, I (and others here) that work for this big stuffed shirt company have been chasing commies for years!! And if you show me some 'butt boy' with a 'crack pipe' in his mouth, I will be just as vocal!! ;-)

<== Old IBM New ==>

12 posted on 05/14/2005 9:20:19 AM PDT by AgThorn (Bush is my president, but he needs to protect our borders. FIRST, before any talk of "Amnesty.")
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To: Nick Danger

"It'll never work. IBM is no fun. You watch, they'll send a bunch of guys in here wearing white shirts and ties, saying things like, "Good day, Sir."

Your concept of IBM employees is about twenty years out of date. The only time I've worn a suit is at my employment interview in 99'. The rule here in Boulder is business casual but everyone ignores it. We're talking seriously casual. Of course these are Uber-Nerds and are allowed a certain amount of latitude.


14 posted on 05/14/2005 9:22:18 AM PDT by dljordan
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To: Nick Danger
It'll never work. IBM is no fun. You watch, they'll send a bunch of guys in here wearing white shirts and ties, saying things like, "Good day, Sir."

IBM knows it needs to repair it's reputation, and downplay its association with the rabid free software guys, and will obviously send out their most cordial tech writers to spin their controversial message into the most positive light.

But most people aren't buying it these days, Apple and Dell are on the upswing and IBM and Red Hat dropping like a rock. While these fresh faces they'll surely be promoting may get them some airtime, not everyone is convinced this move from top-of-the-line hardware into pie-in-the-sky support is a good one for IBM. They can continue to preach that message all they want, but it is that very message that is leading to their downfall.

20 posted on 05/14/2005 9:59:52 AM PDT by Golden Eagle (Team America)
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To: Nick Danger
Pack up your troubles - T.J. Watson's here!
And smile, smile, smile.
He's the genius in our IBM
He's the man worth while
He's inspiring all the time,
And very versatile - oh!
He is our strong and able President!
His smile's worth while.

"Great organizer and a friend so true,"
Say all we boys,
Ever he thinks of things to say and do
To increase our joys.
He is building every day
In his outstanding style - so
Pack up your troubles Mr. Watson's here
And Smile - Smile - Smile


22 posted on 05/14/2005 10:12:02 AM PDT by Tribune7
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To: Nick Danger

ROFL!!!


23 posted on 05/14/2005 10:19:19 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (This tagline no longer operative....floated away in the flood of 2005 ,)
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