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To: Professional Engineer

THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren’t only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the United States Handicapper General.


9 posted on 05/13/2005 7:45:45 AM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

I loved that story!


29 posted on 05/13/2005 8:16:51 AM PDT by meowmeow (Gardeners for Global Warming)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative
THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal.

That didn't take long. LOL

64 posted on 05/13/2005 10:52:51 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Remain calm, there's no need to get excited. The koran only makes mediocre toilet paper.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative
THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal.

Hmmm. Sounds rather dull. Like having vanilla ice cream for breakfast every morning.

94 posted on 05/13/2005 1:09:04 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (This tagline will be destoyed to make way for a new Hyperspace bypass.)
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