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The Heathen Pagans took my Bible, and the Devilish Mods Burned me to a Crisp.
Posted on 05/12/2005 11:26:30 AM PDT by Finger Full of Fungus
Hi I am 10 years old.
I am a good Christian who takes his Bible to school and reads it at recess. If some of the other kids are doing bad things I go over to them and tell them from the Bible that what they are going is wrong. Bad behavior is the tool of the devil.
Also I like to go over to some of the non believers and tell them that they are going to hell because they don't believe. I don't like to play on the swings and play basaeball because Jesus never did that and I shouldn't either. I was doing just fine reading and preaching to all the kids at recess until one of the pagan gentiles told on me. She will go down to the deepest darkest regins of hell, thus sayth the lord.
So now I just sit on the wall at recess time and sing amazing grace and onward christian soldier as loud as I can at the top of my lungs. That will teach these children of the beast, these godless filthy heathen the joys of christianity.
Blessings to all (except to all the pagans and such. May the burn white hot forever, ahem.)
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To: Skooz
Hilarious!
Do post again!
(Un)fortunately, he can't. He's been suspended/banned.
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posted on
05/12/2005 12:01:14 PM PDT
by
Chappaquiddick Crawdad
("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
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posted on
05/12/2005 12:01:38 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
To: Millee
Search this site by keyword "zot" and it shall be revealed to you.
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posted on
05/12/2005 12:02:17 PM PDT
by
sarasota
To: Finger Full of Fungus
To: Finger Full of Fungus; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; ...
Hi I am 10 years old. Sorry, kiddo.
Bye, Finger Full of Fungus.
"He's dead, Jim!"
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.
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posted on
05/12/2005 12:06:51 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Millee
Also check out the Admin Moderator's Profile Page. It explains the history of ZOT!
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posted on
05/12/2005 12:08:39 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
I rate this troll... only 1 clymer rating out of 10. Due to the lack of originality, lack of content and lack of vernacular.
We used to get first rate trolls here. Now we only get third rate ones. Can I get a refund?
67
posted on
05/12/2005 12:09:04 PM PDT
by
Search4Truth
(When a man lies he murders some part of the world.)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
izzat the best you got, you pansey?
68
posted on
05/12/2005 12:09:13 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
To: r9etb
FOILED IN MY REJOINDER!!!
70
posted on
05/12/2005 12:10:07 PM PDT
by
pgyanke
(The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God.)
To: sarasota
Search this site by keyword "zot" and it shall be revealed to you. Truly it is so.
To: Search4Truth
another FReeper remarked awhile ago that the trolls must have unionized, explaining why they are so much lamer than they used to be.
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posted on
05/12/2005 12:11:31 PM PDT
by
sassbox
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Missed another. Color me disappointed.
Nam Vet
73
posted on
05/12/2005 12:12:35 PM PDT
by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. Did your mother drop you on your head or was it more of a [touchdown] spike?
74
posted on
05/12/2005 12:13:09 PM PDT
by
Godzilla
(History teaches us that we never learn from history.)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Jesus never trolled on FR... neither should you.
Jesus was never consumed by Bush hatred... you shouldn't be either.
75
posted on
05/12/2005 12:13:36 PM PDT
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(This haunted tagline is for sell on e-Bay.)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
76
posted on
05/12/2005 12:15:29 PM PDT
by
zip
(.Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans (NRA)))
To: Finger Full of Fungus
I don't like to play on the swings and play basaeball because Jesus never did that Of course he did.
77
posted on
05/12/2005 12:18:44 PM PDT
by
Alouette
(The truth is not hard to kill, but a lie told well is immortal. -- Mark Twain)
To: Enterprise
Maybe he should take Wood Shop.
78
posted on
05/12/2005 12:22:01 PM PDT
by
massgopguy
(massgopguy)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
I am impressed with your grammar and spelling, but you still get the zot!!!
79
posted on
05/12/2005 12:23:55 PM PDT
by
SolidRedState
(E Pluribus Funk --- (Latin taglines are sooooo cool! Don't ya think?))
To: Alouette
80
posted on
05/12/2005 12:24:38 PM PDT
by
adaven
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