Posted on 05/12/2005 11:26:30 AM PDT by Finger Full of Fungus
Hi I am 10 years old.
I am a good Christian who takes his Bible to school and reads it at recess. If some of the other kids are doing bad things I go over to them and tell them from the Bible that what they are going is wrong. Bad behavior is the tool of the devil.
Also I like to go over to some of the non believers and tell them that they are going to hell because they don't believe. I don't like to play on the swings and play basaeball because Jesus never did that and I shouldn't either. I was doing just fine reading and preaching to all the kids at recess until one of the pagan gentiles told on me. She will go down to the deepest darkest regins of hell, thus sayth the lord.
So now I just sit on the wall at recess time and sing amazing grace and onward christian soldier as loud as I can at the top of my lungs. That will teach these children of the beast, these godless filthy heathen the joys of christianity.
Blessings to all (except to all the pagans and such. May the burn white hot forever, ahem.)
So what do you think Jesus would have for a batting average?
Let your conversation be always full of grace, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to answer everyone. Col. 4:6
Uh...I don't think that's what it means.
Ah yes, the regins of hell. I hate the regins of hell more than I hate the regions of hell.
I don't know about your eternal destination, but you sure got fried here. . .
Sorry pal, but living with your Mom for 40 years and posting regularly on DU doesn't make you 10, it just makes you FEEL like you're 10. OTOH you're a Liberal, so let's just say you're 10 years old emotionally and leave it at that.
Furthermore, statheads claim that BA is not the best barometer of offense.
On Base Percentage...(OBP)is their bible.
Pre-Zot post! Tell me I made it!
Welcome. Now go away and come back when you are a little drier behind the ears.
Not funny.
lol, banned already!
Alas, you have not caught our troll with this one. Indeed, Jesus Himself discusses the process:
After he had left the crowd and entered the house, his disciples asked him about this parable. "Are you so dull?" he asked. "Don't you see that nothing that enters a man from the outside can make him 'unclean'? For it doesn't go into his heart but into his stomach, and then out of his body." (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods "clean.") (Mark 7:17-19)
Comrade of those who throw food at conservatives...
I give up. What does Zot mean?? (I'm fairly new to NR).
Thanks!
Whicg Bible says Christ sang amazing grace and onward christian soldier as loud as I can at the top of my lungs.
Ivan
Hilarious!
Do post again!
See my tagline? It makes you ANGRY , huh?
And it's always a woman doing the commerical.
[I suspect there's something subliminal going on there]....;))
Kitties, we need more Kitties.
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