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The Heathen Pagans took my Bible, and the Devilish Mods Burned me to a Crisp.
Posted on 05/12/2005 11:26:30 AM PDT by Finger Full of Fungus
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To: Finger Full of Fungus
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:50:45 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(TV News and the MSM - - - ROTFLMAO)
To: DCPatriot
So what do you think Jesus would have for a batting average?
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:51:09 AM PDT
by
Restorer
To: Finger Full of Fungus
>sing amazing grace and onward christian soldier as loud as I can at the top of my lungs
Let your conversation be always full of grace, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to answer everyone. Col. 4:6
Uh...I don't think that's what it means.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:51:37 AM PDT
by
DrewsDad
To: Finger Full of Fungus
...deepest darkest regins of hell,...Ah yes, the regins of hell. I hate the regins of hell more than I hate the regions of hell.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:52:33 AM PDT
by
ladtx
( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
I don't know about your eternal destination, but you sure got fried here. . .
45
posted on
05/12/2005 11:52:49 AM PDT
by
ahayes
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Hi I am 10 years old. Sorry pal, but living with your Mom for 40 years and posting regularly on DU doesn't make you 10, it just makes you FEEL like you're 10. OTOH you're a Liberal, so let's just say you're 10 years old emotionally and leave it at that.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:53:04 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...)
To: Restorer
With...or without steroids?? ;^)
Furthermore, statheads claim that BA is not the best barometer of offense.
On Base Percentage...(OBP)is their bible.
To: Restorer
Pre-Zot post! Tell me I made it!
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:53:46 AM PDT
by
VictoryGal
(Never give up, never surrender!)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Welcome. Now go away and come back when you are a little drier behind the ears.
To: Finger Full of Fungus
50
posted on
05/12/2005 11:54:35 AM PDT
by
mlc9852
To: Finger Full of Fungus
51
posted on
05/12/2005 11:56:23 AM PDT
by
Chappaquiddick Crawdad
("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
To: pgyanke
You must be terribly constipated. I can find no reference in the Bible to potty time... Alas, you have not caught our troll with this one. Indeed, Jesus Himself discusses the process:
After he had left the crowd and entered the house, his disciples asked him about this parable. "Are you so dull?" he asked. "Don't you see that nothing that enters a man from the outside can make him 'unclean'? For it doesn't go into his heart but into his stomach, and then out of his body." (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods "clean.") (Mark 7:17-19)
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:56:58 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Comrade of those who throw food at conservatives...
53
posted on
05/12/2005 11:57:22 AM PDT
by
DTogo
(U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
To: lady lawyer
I give up. What does Zot mean?? (I'm fairly new to NR).
Thanks!
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:57:53 AM PDT
by
Millee
(So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Whicg Bible says Christ sang amazing grace and onward christian soldier as loud as I can at the top of my lungs.
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Which not whicg, dummy me.
To: Finger Full of Fungus
"You will pay the price for your lack of sentience...!"Ivan
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:59:09 AM PDT
by
MadIvan
(One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Hilarious!
Do post again!
See my tagline? It makes you ANGRY , huh?
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:59:53 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Jesus Christ Set Me Free of Drug Addiction in 1985. Thank You, Lord.)
To: RonPaulLives
And it's always a woman doing the commerical.
[I suspect there's something subliminal going on there]....;))
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posted on
05/12/2005 12:00:47 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn,.......)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Kitties, we need more Kitties.
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posted on
05/12/2005 12:01:12 PM PDT
by
advance_copy
(Stand for life, or nothing at all)
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