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Laura Bush’s Coming Out Party
The American Thinker ^ | May 12, 2005 | Selwyn Duke

Posted on 05/12/2005 8:18:19 AM PDT by Sarah

Laura Bush’s Coming Out Party May 12th, 2005

Sometimes news stories share a common thread that’s invisible to most, one that’s invisible because it’s common to most. Last week there were a few such stories in the news, stories about events whose motivating spirits were kindred ones. One involves the latest developments in the case of Lynndie England, the infamous leash-girl who was found complicit in the abuse of Iraqi detainees at Abu Ghraib. Another involves a second hapless lass, Pvt. Deanna Allen, who was discharged from the army for getting down and dirty during a combat activity. That is, scantily clad in the mud, wrestling a fellow soldierette in front of a throng of salivating comrades-in-arms.

The common thread certainly has nothing to do with the stories’ treatment in the media. Why, according to the brain-cell-compromised media sharks, Abu Ghraib is in league with the rape of Nanking in the annals of wartime atrocities. In contrast, the wrestling fiasco is shrugged off by many as just so much frivolity. Yes, boys will be boys, girls will be girls and, hell’s bells, mud will be mud. To the libertines in the media, the most significant common thread is that both these stories provide them with the kind of titillating copy that makes their pablum just a tad less insipid.

The thread of which I speak, however, is that these stories reflect the licentiousness and depravity that have come to so characterize our culture. After all, contrary to the shrill accusations of many journalists, Abu Ghraib was much like being forced to listen to Hillary Clinton’s nails-on-a-blackboard version of passionate public speaking: not at all torture, but quite definitely abusive. Speaking of the folly of first ladies, this brings me to the third news story: Laura Bush’s prurient comedy routine at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner.

Among other things, the first lady called herself a “desperate housewife,” alluding to the popular TV show which has featured women who cheated on their husbands. She also said that her husband has learned a lot about ranching since the day he “tried to milk a horse . . . a male horse,” and quipped about going to Chippendales with Lynn Cheney.

I can see the rolling of eyes now. Okay, don’t misunderstand me, I don’t claim that Laura Bush’s words rise to the same level of egregiousness as the two young ladies’ deeds. No, there is definitely a hierarchy here, one that ranges from mere words uttered in jest to the degradation of willing participants to the degradation of unwilling ones. But make no mistake, it is a hierarchy whose elements are to be found in the same category. That is, that of sexual impropriety.

Now, I realize that my taking exception to the first lady’s remarks places me in a mocked minority. We’re prudes, you see; I’ve even heard that those in my camp have been dismissed as “lemon-sucking conservatives.” Yes, we need to get a life, evolve from our Neanderthal status and shed the shackles of Puritanism that, at some point in our repressed development, were slapped on our young minds. But I shoulder that ridicule with a smile and a grain of salt. For I know that it comes from the perspective of obsessed individuals who cannot understand, for the life of them, why these Church Lady types don’t share what they fail to recognize as their obsession.

Of course, they would say the same about us, that we are the obsessed ones. So, to lend this a little perspective I’m going to borrow [and update] an analogy from C.S. Lewis. Imagine a land wherein allusions to food permeated every aspect of society. There were music videos in which dancers wiggled steaks, chops and fried chicken in front of the audience. It was hard to find a comedy routine that didn’t contain gastronomic innuendo, and having characters in movies hungrily and animalistically wolf down scrumptious morsels had become an indispensable element of entertainment. Now, when analyzing this inordinate focus on food you would have to draw one of two conclusions: either there was a problem with starvation in the land, or, the citizenry was obsessed with eating.

Yes, Puritanism is one extreme and were we to embrace it, we could rightly be labeled as obsessed. But this fixation on sex is the other extreme and we are guilty of it, and this does make us obsessed. The flesh isn’t dirty, but neither is it a toy. And “If it’s funny, say it” is like saying, “If it feels good, do it.” Continually thinking about sex is like continually thinking about food: it is by definition “obsession.”

Of course, this is a difficult point to make because, you see, in an environment in which obsession carries the day the embrace of normalcy seems like obsession. Why, I even heard pundit Bill O’Reilly label people in my camp “extremists.” So, I would ask a couple of questions: would O’Reilly want to explain to his audience, in intricate detail, the meaning behind the “milking the male horse” joke? And, how many of us would be willing to explain same to our children? Enough said.

The fact of the matter is that all three of these events are emblematic of a gratuitously sexualized society, and one that has lost the concept of shame. Shame is the word, because there was a time when “Don’t shame the family” – delivered in a stern tone – was a ubiquitous admonition. It also had its corollaries, such as “Don’t shame the cause,” “Don’t shame the organization” and, most significantly here, “Don’t shame your country.”

Truth be known, if the last one had figured prominently in the minds of Lynndie England, Deanna Allen and, dare I say, Laura Bush, Al Jazeera and its ilk would have less political ammunition today. Moreover, if all those passé warnings had been borne in mind by the millions of us who have forgotten them, those who oppose us would have had less ammunition yesterday, too. Take note, Hollywood.

You see, every time we shame ourselves we vindicate some of the accusations of those bent on our destruction. The Muslim world accuses us of being decadent – the “Great Satan.” Well, it’s bad enough that we have a popular culture that generates noxious cultural effluent that disperses far and wide in the seas of the soul of man. It’s bad enough that we have a few military girls behaving badly, and a media that seizes upon their moral failings to sell papers and hurt political opponents. Now enters Laura Bush, Mrs. Family Values herself, auditioning for the position of poster-girl for libertine western morals. “The President’s wife says she goes to strip clubs”; “The President’s wife says she cheats on her husband,” the propagandists will say. Of course, they could simply tell the truth, which is that her comments were in jest. That would be damning enough.

“Who cares about what such miscreants have to say,” counter some? Do we discount the message because of the messenger, ask I? Nay, thinking all your enemies’ criticisms false is as foolish as thinking all your friends’ compliments true. It would be like believing your own press clippings.

Moreover, might doesn’t make right, not really. Rather, right makes might. Vice allures but virtue endures. With every display of vice we further relinquish the moral high ground, a strategic position from which spiritual battles are won and hearts changed.

And the spiritual battle really is the crux of the matter, the one in foreign lands and the one raging in the homeland. This is because we can vanquish our foes militarily and preserve ourselves – for a time. But if we want this preservation to be more than transitory, we’re going to have to win a spiritual war abroad. If we want to ensure that our civilization is worth preserving, we’re going to have to win the spiritual war at home.

So, should the Lynndie Englands and Deanna Allens of the world have known better? Maybe, but that’s a lot to ask from young people who have grown up under the influence of “Pop Tarts” like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. It’s a lot to ask when they’re weaned on the recessive-gene-brainchildren of popular culture terrorists. It’s especially a lot to ask when the first lady, the wife of their Commander-in-Chief, doesn’t know better. And Laura Bush certainly should. For that matter, we all should.

Selwyn Duke


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To: yellowdoghunter

'If one really reads the article, it does not trash Laura...it is more about our culture.'

You know, that would mean actually READING the article!
(Someone even posted on the thread and admitted that they hadn't read the article, actually..., they just were against the subject!)


81 posted on 05/12/2005 9:54:49 AM PDT by Sarah
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To: Melas
We think about sex hundreds of times daily.

And you are completely nuts with a comment like that.!!! HUNDREDS?????? It's time to put the porn away and get a life.

82 posted on 05/12/2005 9:57:06 AM PDT by Zechariah11
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To: Sarah
I'VE learned something from this, though, haven't you?

What did you learn? That the First Lady didn't live up to your expectations and therefore you have a right to remain pissed off for the rest of your life?

No matter what you may think or want, I doubt if Laura Bush will consult you in future for your approval on her future speeches. I rather doubt if Laura even thinks about that speech at all.

83 posted on 05/12/2005 10:00:23 AM PDT by MrsEmmaPeel
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To: Melas
You know, these days there are some people who are so freaking uptight that if the Church Lady were done all over again, we'd have people clapping and nodding in agreementwithout the slightest clue that it's satire

Are you implying that we stupid unsophisticated uptight prudes/rubes don't "get it" that the First Lady's blue material was "satire" ?

Something isn't satire if it's indistinguishable from what it attempts to satirize.

Do you think, for example, that if you jumped naked onstage into vat of brown goo, you would be satirizing "performance artist" Karen "Shut up and Love Me" Finley?

84 posted on 05/12/2005 10:01:19 AM PDT by shhrubbery! (The 'right to choose' = The right to choose death --for somebody else.)
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To: Sarah

The return of the dead milked horse. jeez


85 posted on 05/12/2005 10:02:48 AM PDT by TheForceOfOne (Laura is wonderful so get off her back pinheads!)
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To: Zechariah11

Your opinion is noted and filed appropriately.


86 posted on 05/12/2005 10:03:50 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: af_vet_1981
"Lewd and crude jokes, permissive behavior, lack of discipline, etc. What did Ms. England do that was so wrong ?"

That's a ridiculous and uninformed attempt at spin--please check out the legal case. She's not being charged with crude jokes or permissive behavior.

So England didn't do anything wrong but Mrs. Bush did? Now I've heard everything.

"Obviously you are fascinated by the subject and find you have more in common with the liberals and libertines in this area."

Uh huh--and yet you're posting about the same subject, but only I have an interest in common with the liberals and libertines. Uh huh...

If you are capable of reading what I actually wrote my interest is quite clear. If you have to obfuscate in order to make your lame point, I can't help that.

And please, drop the lameo "You have more in common with the liberals" crap. If you have no intellectual ability to discuss the issue, tossing that red herring into the discussion merely shows your lack of a solid position.

87 posted on 05/12/2005 10:04:04 AM PDT by Darkwolf (aka Darkwolf377 (lurker since'01, member since 4/'04)--stop clogging me with pings!)
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To: MrsEmmaPeel

Did you read the comment I was responding to? You just butt in with some silly statement.
I'm not pissed, where did you get that impression?
The poster asked 'what I want the First Lady to do about it', and I responded that that isn't the point, obviously it's too late, it's just a lesson to learn that a hard-earned reputation for class and discretion is so easily lost.
That's all, try reading the article and my comments before commenting.


88 posted on 05/12/2005 10:05:42 AM PDT by Sarah
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To: Sarah
"She's not a cannibal either, should she joke about that?"

Hooboy, now there's a pertinent question.

89 posted on 05/12/2005 10:06:18 AM PDT by Darkwolf (aka Darkwolf377 (lurker since'01, member since 4/'04)--stop clogging me with pings!)
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To: Darkwolf
That's a ridiculous and uninformed attempt at spin--please check out the legal case. She's not being charged with crude jokes or permissive behavior.

I did not write that she was. I was exploring what influences led to the behavior for which she was charged.

So England didn't do anything wrong but Mrs. Bush did? Now I've heard everything.

I don't support your premise.

Uh huh--and yet you're posting about the same subject, but only I have an interest in common with the liberals and libertines. Uh huh...

Well you've gone to the other side ...

And please, drop the lameo "You have more in common with the liberals" . If you have no intellectual ability to discuss the issue, tossing that red herring into the discussion merely shows your lack of a solid position.

I'll accept it as proven.

90 posted on 05/12/2005 10:07:03 AM PDT by af_vet_1981
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To: Darkwolf

(sometimes I go a little too far into the absurd to prove a point....)
or, maybe not, why do you ask??


91 posted on 05/12/2005 10:08:15 AM PDT by Sarah
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To: Sarah
Responsibliliyes, Sarah. It 's been a bit like the predicament of the traveller in Robert Frost's poem:
          The woods (at FR) are lovely, dark and deep.  
          But I have promises to keep,
            And miles to go before I sleep,
            And miles to go before I sleep.

92 posted on 05/12/2005 10:08:55 AM PDT by Zechariah11
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To: shhrubbery!
Are you implying that we stupid unsophisticated uptight prudes/rubes don't "get it" that the First Lady's blue material was "satire" ? Something isn't satire if it's indistinguishable from what it attempts to satirize. Do you think, for example, that if you jumped naked onstage into vat of brown goo, you would be satirizing "performance artist" Karen "Shut up and Love Me" Finley?

Excellent point

93 posted on 05/12/2005 10:09:19 AM PDT by af_vet_1981
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To: Howlin; Sarah
You mean it took you all this time to find an article that trashed Laura Bush?

Check the link. The American Thinker dates this column today.

94 posted on 05/12/2005 10:10:21 AM PDT by shhrubbery! (The 'right to choose' = The right to choose death --for somebody else.)
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To: Melas

Maybe they should throw in some maxipads and ibuprofin as well.


95 posted on 05/12/2005 10:13:01 AM PDT by petitfour
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To: Melas

No. Midol.


96 posted on 05/12/2005 10:16:19 AM PDT by RichInOC ("Laugh at yourself. And if you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at me...laughing at you."--Rush)
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To: Sarah
I responded that that isn't the point, obviously it's too late, it's just a lesson to learn that a hard-earned reputation for class and discretion is so easily lost.

In your opinion. Clearly you are disappointed at Laura's behavior, because we are rehashing this again and again and again. Clearly Laura didn't live up to your expectations. I call that behavior "pissed". You can decide to call it something else -- rational, angelic -- whatever word you want to use -- but the effect is the same -- Laura fell out of grace with you and you are upset. Her reputation is "lost" you melodramatically declare. No matter you may say or want, you have no control over Laura Bush and she is not about to consult with you in future speeches.

97 posted on 05/12/2005 10:21:03 AM PDT by MrsEmmaPeel
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To: Sarah
ooh, don't get personal

Sarah, I have one word for you: Incoming!

Seriously, you have to not take it personally here. About 95% of the posts disagreeing with you on this topic will not be reasoned arguments addressing the issue, but will instead be personal attacks on you (and anyone who dares to agree with you). There are only a few who will address you even civilly.

(Wish I could stay and help with the defense, but I have to leave the keyboard for the day. But thanks again for posting this.)

98 posted on 05/12/2005 10:22:46 AM PDT by shhrubbery! (The 'right to choose' = The right to choose death --for somebody else.)
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To: MrsEmmaPeel

Laura Bush doesn't require the support of the more socially conservative families. She can always run as a Democrat and pick up the same support she has now.


99 posted on 05/12/2005 10:24:09 AM PDT by af_vet_1981
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To: altura

"We are FAR more obsessed with food than with sex."

You may want to consult the advertising industry on this one, if not a criminologist or sexual psychologist.

"Even men think about food more than they think about sex."

I wonder if a man is more likely to think about food during sex, or sex during a meal?

The author is correct: Our culture has a fixation on/obsession with sex.


100 posted on 05/12/2005 10:24:46 AM PDT by Fam4Bush
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