[TomGuy]

Lautenberg complaining that a fat woman couldn't run. There has to be a better way, he says.

Lautenberg could author a new law demanding terrorists (and potentital terrorists) be more sensitive.


[Sometimes, it seems, the combined intelligence on Capitol Hill is no greater than a double digit number.]

[csvset]

Lautenberg complaining that a fat woman couldn't run. There has to be a better way, he says.

Segway escape devices for all fat persons? I can see Congress funding it.

[Quix]

The combined IQ of Capitol Hill . . . not bigger than a 2 digit number . . .

Uhhhhh . . . I'd think that the combined IQ of Capitol Hill would be a potential resource for antimatter.

Or some potential experiments with very small black holes?

Or an slightly natural IMPLOSIVE DEVICE?